Goomer

A person that plays glacier too much

Aid3n is a goomer he has over 110k minutes on glacier!

by Glacier psycho July 26, 2022

Puppy grooming

v. The use of a puppy or other young animal to attract children or young people with an ulterior motive in mind.

Oi! Check out the girls going to the old paedo over there with the young golden retriever. He's puppy grooming.

by Jeremyhotpepper April 30, 2011

c & b grooming

What some people call “manscaping,” with c & b standing for “cock and ballsack.”

Milo: My bro Ray told me he went to that specialty barber shop down on Hipster Alley to get him some c& b grooming.
Me: What hothead fuck is c & b grooming, bro.
Milo: Well first they shampoo the hole area around your dick and balls, then they dry you off and take a beard trimmer to your wild and woolies till there ain’t much left. After that, they use a disposable safety razor to shave your cock balls clean, along wit the inner thighs and the taint. And you’re done.
Me: So was he happy with it.
Milo: Yup, real happy. He even showed me and let me feel how close the shave.
Me: Yeah, with that big dick, he was always a show-off. Think he’d show me too, though?

by Xaime June 1, 2019

Groomer

The deliberate act of bringing a child into a sexual, political, or racial ideology, practice, cult, or lifestyle without the knowledge or consent of his or her parents for the aim of isolating them from their family so the external party can abuse and manipulate them.

An educator who aims to exploit a young person for sex is a Groomer

by The_Donald April 6, 2022

groove killer

a person or event that kills or deflates ones groove thus removing ones sense of contentment and happiness

working late last friday night was a real groove killer

by sarverr May 14, 2004

groovepushers

Group of men obsessed with playing funky grooves. Sometimes for so long, and so intensely, they appear to be possessed by the sprit of the funky groove. Hence the saying, "Pushin' A Groove Like A Man Possessed"

They're Groovepushers. He's a Groovepusher. They're gettin' down like Groovepushers.

by Robert Garrett April 7, 2005

groovelicious

Adjective, one step higher than groovy. One step lower than delicious.

Finding a pile of money is groovelicious.

Finding out you don't need to work Saturday morning is groovelicious.

by RobnMad April 22, 2009