Granite bomb

When an individual with a vagina intentionally or unintentionally grinds upon another individuals leg and then proceeds to bleed on them through their panties.

Hey I was dancing with my girlfriend's best friend until she granite bombed me.

by Anoniemou5 November 7, 2010

Granite

Something that is disgusting.

My girlfriend cooked me dinner last night and it was granite!

by kwinksy August 26, 2008

Gromit

someone with a dangerous addiction to the online game "RuneScape", using the disguise of the famous dog Gromit.

"1 4m gr0m17 7h3 1337 h4x0r"

by dale April 11, 2005

Groitch

1. The area of the body used for bongo-tapping; a combination of groin and crotch.
2. An outstanding accomplishment in life, usually making another person feel like a cock goblin in the process.

My groitch hurt after I was kicked in my ding-ding.

Hendo totally groitched Bisbing.

Happy birthday grandpa! You just got groitched.

by Richard Tickler November 28, 2009

granite city speedball

When you mix methamphetamine with dabs.

Dude, me and Timmy did some Granite city speedballs last night, that shuts intense.

by Extrabitchypuddin August 21, 2016

Groning

A Groning is a guy who has a huge cock and fucks tons of girls

A Groning is a God

by Groning October 1, 2019

gromitmugromantic

You like gromit mug in a romantic way.

Nick: Hey I'm bisexual, what's your sexuality?

Jaiden: Oh I'm gromitmugromantic.

Nick: What does that mean?

Jaiden: I like gromit mug in a romantic way.

Nick: I might be bisexual and gromitmugromantic than.

by EthanTheFlower February 2, 2021