An uncontrolable vibration or spasm of the groin forcing you to "spasm" your way towards the closest groin near you.A groin spasm is very highly contagious, and pain behind the testicles is sometimes felt. Whenever you see someone having a groin spasm, RUN. Groin spasms can be great sexual aids.
by Groinas Pubess October 22, 2006
Get the Groin Spasm mug.One who is a bitch, an ass kisser, a muppet.You can slap him around and he wont do shit but then when u walk away he will mumble under his breath or bitch about how he was going to kick your ass to his friends.
Not enough of a man to talk to a women.
Prone to sucking up and talking about themselves alot.
Possibly lacking in testosterone or testicles
Not enough of a man to talk to a women.
Prone to sucking up and talking about themselves alot.
Possibly lacking in testosterone or testicles
Nik: "This guy at the pub today said i was a dirty little faggot and kicked me in the scrote, and i was going to fuck him up , he's lucky i had an itchy ass crack or i would have kicked his ass with my mad wicked kung fool skills! Fuck i'm a mad cunt, I was fully going to hit on his hot girlfriend too, after i kicked his ass , cos i looked at her and she smiled at me, or blinked or something, yeah she wants me man! I'm the sexiest guy alive, i'm so hot i dont need to talk to her she should come and talk to me, i never get laid whoo"
Everyone else: "You Gronk!"
Everyone else: "You Gronk!"
by Rachet September 6, 2008
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by el gronko December 19, 2011
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Get the groik mug."Me and my bird had a bit of a groin battle last night"
"i don't fancy battling that beast"
"mmm i want to battle fuck out of her groin"
"i don't fancy battling that beast"
"mmm i want to battle fuck out of her groin"
by charlie hazelwood April 28, 2009
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Also, what you think about right before you pour your milk in your cereal.
Also, what you think about right before you pour your milk in your cereal.
by khalilmorocco November 23, 2017
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Descriptive adjective for a ladies nether regions. Particularly apt when said region has become slimey and smelly after a night of disco-ing.
Descriptive adjective for a ladies nether regions. Particularly apt when said region has become slimey and smelly after a night of disco-ing.
by Davey Ryans June 13, 2018
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