Grinding the Turtle

When you catch a kid trying to steal your basketball when you're working in your garage its what you tell them you were doing when you confront them about said alleged theft.

I was busy "grinding the turtle" when you came into my cul-de-sac and tried to steal that basketball!

by Bubble Lips June 23, 2009

Grinding Pepper

the act of giving a handjob or imitating a hand job that appears in a twisting repetion of motions.
That resembles the act of grinding pepper, fresh from a pepper grinder.

Dude, I walked into Mike's house, and his dad was sitting on the couch grinding pepper.

by Punkaboo May 13, 2010

Grinding A Game

The term grinding a game means to play a game by yourself to make coins/cash etc.

Person.1 Jesus someone has been grinding a game.

Person.2 No I have just been playing.
Person.3 You have just been doing challenges by yourself, therefore, you have been grinding this Game.
Person.1 Yeah and you can be bothered to get on every day even for 30 seconds to do challenges.

by Mike presely June 5, 2020

Grinding Your Chocolate

Term the French use that means to masturbate

Imma go into your sisters bedroom and grind my chocolate for a minute

Do you need some help grinding your chocolate? It seems like you can't get it up...

by peacesweets May 10, 2011

grinding my balls

When someone is cranking on you and fucking with you to the point that it isn't any different than having a pitched baseball hitting your nuts or like your balls being put into a vice.

My boss has been grinding my balls all day long about getting that report done.

by TrooperRat May 17, 2014

Grinding the Corn

When fucking a slut a dude does his right proper job if he focuses pressure on the clit, visualizing the clit, being the clit, grinding and bumping it with the crook where his pubic bone meets the base of his cock rather than burning up the inside of the pussy where the bird don't really feel shit anyways. When properly executed The result is orgasmic for the ho.

"Girl, last night after two years of wasting my time that useless piece of shit finally had an A-ha-fucking-moment and started grinding the corn. Girl, I came all over that boy's dick, twice! You'd think he invented the light bulb he was so proud of his shit. It's about fucking time I got mines. Now, if he'd get hisself a job I'd just might have me my fuckin' dream man. Shiiit!."

by representing December 13, 2008

Grinding Teeth

While Making out or Intense passionate kissing, your teeth connect with your partners teeth by touching, rubbing, or moving across the surface of the other persons mouth. Mostly done Accidentally, while some other more aggressive individuals do this on purpose for pleasure.

Friend 1: "Yo Bro, were you grinding teeth last night with that chick?"

Friend 2: "Yeah Bro, Of course i was when she is that easy, she was all about grinding teeth."

by hot4dablock December 23, 2009