Old Greg

(V.) to old greg on someone is to hit on someone very creepily and awkwardly, usually in an attempt to get that person to do something he or she doesn't want to do.
Effective examples of old gregging iclude:
1. throwing out continuous strains of awkward, senseless questions, such as: "do you want to go to a club where people wee on eachother?" or "do you ever drink Bailey's from a shoe?"
2. Displaying the mangina

Person A: Yo man, I saw you old greggin' on that chick last night. Did she give you what you wanted?

Person B: Nah, dude, but I bet if I had given her some Bailey's and shown her my artwork, she would have complied.

by Bababaller December 30, 2007

Greg

Fastest growing channel in YouTube.

Danny Gonzalez's Greg's are the fastest growing family on youtube.

by AllTheUsernamesIWantToUseWereT September 10, 2018

Greg Graffin

The lead singer of Bad Religion,(A.K.A) the greatest punk band ever.

"I saw Greg Graffin at the Bad Religion concert"

by Tucker " T-man" Graves June 1, 2005

Greg Lougayness

A faggot with a double-dose of queerness who is so gay that he can't laugh without his worn out saucer-sized asshole shitting on everyone. If he's in the room and the cat disappears, just check his ass. Just don't go without your GPS.

The gay waiter pulled a Greg Lougayness in the kitchen, and the next thing you know, a 10lb Bologna stick went missing.

by Raj` October 13, 2008

greg lu position

when you lean over on a table and stick your ass out only to have a meterstick or bottle shoved up your ass

Sanda: Hehe...hes in the greg lu position *shoves meterstick up ass*
Greg: AAUUGGHHH!!!!! MY ASS!!!!

by dastiglovaa September 22, 2011

Greg Sanders

Very cute. CSI level 1 formerly lab tech before the big explosion in the episode "Play with Fire" season 3. Played by Eric Szmanda. Known for his amusing antics and comments on the show.

Did you see the new episode of CSI: where Greg Sanders danced around with a headress?

by itsxlexyxfoo December 9, 2008

greg heffley

the stupid boy who thinks all the girls want him even though he doesn't work out and has no muscles but still likes to go around shirtless near holly hills with his small d. He's so ugly with his stupid hair and in the movies, he probably wanted to get with Rowley because he's a fat legend. his brother Roderick is really hot and gets all the girls

'look theres greg heffley hes so stupid look at his tiny muscles what a noncey gardener'

by ailisisntaranga June 25, 2020