Cheese grater

A method of masturbation involving the vigorous grating of ones tip with ones knucles

Mum - "why are your knuckles bleeding?"

Me - "it's from the cheese grater"

by Lord cheese 101 May 26, 2020

granther

A man in his late 50s or older that has grandkids and is divorced, widowered, or single. He also frequents local establishments looking for women his kids age, or even younger (his grandkids' age). This man is still on his "game" (due to advances in modern medicine usually perscribed). Recognizable by a scotch in one hand and his black card in the other. His golden chain entwined in his executive silver chest hair protruding from his unbuttoned shirt.

Hugh Hefner has been a granther to many of the women he has had in the past 20 years.

by Sooner07 December 28, 2007

furry cheese grater image

THE MOST FUCKED UP THING THAT EVEN SATAN IS AFRAID OF WHAT ONE OF GODS CREATURES HAS MADE.

What's the furry cheese grater image
JESUS NO DONT SEARCH IT UP HOLY FUCK

by anonymous March 20, 2021

Tragic: The Gathering

A term of negative repute for a game that truly is worth playing. It requires practice and stragetic thinking to get good at it. The judgemental asshats who have never played magic and seem to think it's cool to DOWN on the game around other people who are DOWNING on it should shut up and try to play the game instead of avoding it and insulting it's brilliance at every chance.

When I am older I might enjoy a game of magic with one of my kids.

by LarstaiT November 12, 2003

Cheese Grater

Depending of hetero or homo sexual, having the sex partner suck your dick while gently sliding his or her teeth up and down your cock.

After the prom you and your girlfriend are trying to do work. To get hard your girl not only sucks your dick but slides her teeth up and down your dick putting pressure on the dick making it hard as rock. If your girlfriend does this, she is giving you the Cheese Grater.

by Bill McHugh February 8, 2008

Cheese Grater

Someone whose voice is so irritating and grating and dissonant that hearing is like rubbing a cheese grater up and down your face.

She's such a cheese grater.

Cheese Grater: twelve o'clock.

I hear her voice and think 'Shh shh. Your voice. My ears. Bad combination!' (Thanks Sleep Talkin' Man) Her new nickname is Cheese Grater.

by Lolchica February 22, 2010

gathering

the name you give a party when your 'rents are sick of your social life

"hey mum can i please go to sarah's gathering?"

by lautra September 28, 2008