gassin’ up and revvin’ the civic

Refers in reference to the sexual act of using one’s leinenkugel to lubricate the anus and inserting a Honda civic key sprinkled with the narcotic, cocaine, into said orpheus.

and she asked me if I was interested in gassin’ up and revvin’ the civic

by shelton locksmith October 14, 2019

Glassing

Originates from the verb - to glass - and was first said by the infamous purveyor of martinisms and backronyms, Martin Back.

Glassing is an act commonly performed by a reclusive individual in which they which they choose constant solo-cotching in one's home over a large period of time, mainly due to a fear of being Hobgoblin'd. During the said period of solo-cotching Red Dead Redemption is usually played as it is thought of, by the individual, as a better alternative to actually going out.

Pathetic exuses may be imagined in some cases, such as: 'I have to wash dishes.' You are advised to disregard these and, in turn, laugh at them.

Stewart - You coming out tonight, mate?

James - No, I am washing dishes and play Red Dead Redemption tonight as I believe it is a better alternative to going out and realising my fear of human contact (i.e. glassing)

by Free Mansons October 17, 2010

grassification

(v) to smoke weed; grassify
(n) the act of getting grassified ie; smoking pot

Are you up for some late night grassification?....Dude, I'm hella grassified. ...That grassification hit the spot

by cuz July 7, 2004

Grassiji

Grassijis are ultimate pussys made from the accumulation of all the weakest genetics from history, and they are massive Incels and a probable genetic dead ends. Whilst they are smart and get good exam results, they are constantly rejected by complete munters, and have been known to be rejected by the same girl several times without ever learning their lessons (that girls don't dig em). The 'Grass' part of the term is due to the fact that Grassijis often tell the teachers on others for calling them names or making fun of them online. Grassijis are the natural enemies to {MattNs due to the fact that they are polar opposites. MattN)s are ChadPreets but Grassijis are eternal virgins. MattNs are popular but Grassijis are not. MattNs are hard, but Grassijis are very weak and fragile, and have been known to cry after being slapped, or even something as mild as being called gay. Grassijis are prone to lashing out at random moments, even though they don't have the strength to actually cause pain to the recipient of their outburst. It has been known that Grassijis have attacked people but ended up on the floor within a few seconds of swinging at their opponent, making them look like nobs to their surrounding peers, causing them to be alienated.

Random guy 1: Holy cow, look at that virgin having a tantrum
Random guy 2: It seems that he is on the blob
Random guy 1: Probs, but it could just be that he was rejected. For the 5th time by the same girl!
Random guy 1: Geez, I've seen him get slapped before and he cried lol
Random guy 2: For a 15 year old, he is acting 14 years too young
Grassiji: Stop making fun of me! I'm going to tell the teacher and then go home and play E sports because I am an athlete!
Random guy 1: Oh shut up you Grassiji!

by Phil Mi Groin December 7, 2018

grassing

when a male fucks another male named grass in the ass

what did you do last night?
oh I was grassing

by Atodd May 18, 2008

Grasping at Straws

Grasping at Straws; a term used to describe a female/male trying to give synchronized handjobs to small dicked men

That chick was a wild one at the party
"She was with Townsend boys at the party. Grasping at straws on the couch in front of the whole party"

by Tony Fn Tone April 21, 2016

Grassing Bitch

Alex Jones

Al you grassing bitch!

by Wallyplonker November 25, 2018