Garrot

the golden carrot in minecraft

the garrot is the most prized vegetable in the whole seed

by durd2 May 23, 2019

GarrBear Muzzle Loader

When a person is sucking a dick vomits, the male then uses his dick to shove the vomit back down that person's throat

Yo bro this bitch puked on my dick this morning so I gave her a garrbear muzzle loader.

by G4RR3EAR March 8, 2022

Fort Garry Drift

The Act of one person on ice sliding toward another into anal penetration.

“Dude I just Fort Garry Drifted your mom”

by Godgodfodgod January 14, 2020

Garrick

Garricks have a tough exterior but are actually chocolate marshmellows inside. Partial to having fun in a way that fucks authority. They are fierce, loyal and will go to the ends of the earth to help a friend. Garricks have been through a lot and you should always be extra kind to them. Unless they fly off the handle at the smallest of woes. Garricks are wonderful, generous lovers. Particularly skilled at cunnulingus. They will love you hard, in every way and might become obsessed with you. But you might become obsessed with them too! They love mystery and are intrigued by the unknown. Invites chaos.

Ugh, yeah, That Garrick, I guess he's okay...

by PixieNoir January 10, 2020

Garrison

A very intelligent young man, who somehow makes it impossible to have a boring day. I mean that in a bad way. He is constantly building you a wall of happiness, and tearing it down again, he manages to keep your affection by keeping the wall built over-night. He will drive crazy, and you don't even know why. You don't love him, he isn't the lovable type. He is the "I want you to abuse me, and use me" type of guy. His intellect is of his most attractive qualities. Sometimes you wonder if he even cares about you or not. It scares you, but what is he to you? Some guy you don't even know, and yet you are most happy when you are with him. He is cool, yet it's not his looks that make him cool. His persona is ONE of the most tantalizing things you have ever experienced from a person.. Most of the others are characters from some sort of book or movie. But Garrison is real, which puts him into second place on your list. But he is first when it comes to how close you actually are to the person in question. He has the subtlety that is required in all sexy personas, and he has the bluntness that is needed as well, he has timing, and he knows how to rip your heart out and sew it back up in a matter of minutes. The fact that he can control you like that scares you, but you also love it. You wonder if he is even doing it on purpose. You come back to the question does he care about you? Does he even notice you? You hope not.

God some people can be such idiots.. why would people take bullshit like that? I'd never date a man like that.. and I would never consider him in BED. I need a real man.. Someone like Garrison!

by TheGreatAndPowerfulRandomName December 30, 2012

Garrett

Sucker of toes

Garrett didn't like it, but he didn't not like it.

by lilBEEF6969 April 13, 2019

Garrotting the Turkey

Like choking the chicken but a lot more frantic and urgent. Also known as wanking, spanking the monkey, bashing the bishop, strangling the snake, masturbating or no handed pushups

Im so horny, I need to Garrott the Turkey!

by Tim Evans February 5, 2004