goob mato rowe

it is short for a person who should be a president or a ruler of a country but is not.

oh elon musk is a goob mato rowe

by NotDeclan12345 October 21, 2022

Swedish Goober

A swedish goober is when one is having anal with one's sexual partner while using jelly as lubricant. When the penis leaves the anus, the partner will insert peanut butter into the anus and it will then create a kind of homemade goober. Cheaper than the store-bought goober for sure.

You guys buy goober from the store? Try a Swedish goober sometime, it's fun for you, tasty for the kids.

by noahtorious b.i.g November 29, 2018

Shabadaba gooba like a meeboo

A phrase used in the song "Laboratory" by "Deville Santa"

"shabadaba gooba like a meeboo"
"Meebo?"
"Labo labo, labo dababo glabo gluglug guhglable"

by waterisgoodforhydration July 27, 2021

Whooping your goober

The act of seriously cranking one out. Jacking off your fucking goober (penis) in excess. Once one begins to whoop their goober (typically around age 13) one cannot stop. Their goober stays in the state of needing to be whooped. Some may say whooping your goober is physically demanding, therefore, can be a very effective fitness alternative for males.

Rooster why where you whooping your goober to gay porn? Rooster replied: "Because it's epic!!!!!"

by gooberwhooper January 20, 2023

goober knocker

a goober knocker is a funny word used to descibe something or used to substitute a cuss word.

Today tim was being a total goober knocker.

by imall(aka)GRR January 18, 2009

Goober Gazer

a goober is what is known as a penis and a gazer is someone who stares;

Cole was being such a goober gazer last night at the gym.

by HHSHSHSH November 22, 2011

goob

one who acts immature, stupid, or idiotic usually making a fool out of themself.

"kevin is such a goob!!"

by brooke's peanut September 30, 2005