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Goober Butt

The sweaty, itchy, slimy feeling one gets in their butt after strenuous exercise such as running or any other type of aerobic activity.
Roman- "Hey Pete, you got any napkins on ya?"

Pete- "No. What for??"

Roman- "All this running is giving me serious goober butt."

Pete- "Oh, I HATE that."
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gobshite

Irish slang for someone who is a complete idiot. A person who does something completely foolish and doesn't even realise it.
Yer man is a fuckin' gobshite!
He made a complete gobshite of himself by getting pissed and falling all over the place.
by etain123 July 27, 2006
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Gobstoppering

The verb- to suck a gobstopper. First invented by the most amazing eloise.
1: What you up to?
2. gobstoppering,
1. jealousss ;)
xxxxxxx
by eeeeeewwwww May 31, 2011
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gobsmack

Completely dumbfounded speechlessastounded. From the Irish/Scottish/Northern England word "gob" meaning "mouth".

I think it comes from the action of clapping your hand over your mouth when you are utterly surprised to the extent that you are unable to speak.
All the soccer fans were totally gobsmacked when Leicester City won the Championship.
by Tim Grim May 24, 2016
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Scutterin' gobshite

noun.
Irish slang.
A person who runs off at the mouth, and is completely full of shit.
Actually, the phrase is a combination of two Irish slang words scutter meaning diarhea, and gobshite, a person who doesn't know what they're talking about, but talks anyway.
by Mike Eldred January 24, 2008
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goober

basically a goober is just a kindhearted, rather oblivious goofball. it's term of endearment really. it comes from the ancient scottish verb "to goub", which has to do with doing a dance and smiling sheepishly while doing so, exposing the goubs in one's teeth.
"That John is such a goober," said Jane as John vector-danced* his Junior Prom away.

*footnote: the vector dance involves angling one's arms to form angles and vectors and pumping them back and forth to music. basically, it's geeky as hell. but completely sexy.
by Parker. June 5, 2004
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Gobsheen

by Father October 23, 2003
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