Definitions by Father

Bishop

A chess piece often used as a butt-plug.

"Hey, Simon, have you seen my butt-plug?"
"No, George, but you can use my spare bishop. They came two for one."

Bishop by Father July 30, 2008

knight 

A chess piece resembling a horse head that can only move in an "L" pattern. It can also be used as an extremely odd shaped butt-plug.

Hey Simon. I'm feeling kinky today. Give me that knight in your chess set.

knight by Father May 24, 2006

queen 

A chess piece that can be used to substitute for a butt-plug if the bishops are missing.

"Hey Simon, I lost all your bishops, so I'm taking your queen."

queen by Father May 2, 2006

pawn 

A substitute for a small butt-plug for when the hemorrhoids are flaired.

"Hey Simon, give me the pawns in your chess set. My roids are bad today."

pawn by Father May 2, 2006

Gobsheen 

Twit

Look at that fecking gobsheen!

Gobsheen by Father October 23, 2003