2 definitions by eeeeeewwwww

Badger

Another word for a moustache. If reffered to as having a badger the person shouldn't be proud of it. People with badgers are usually teenage boys starting puberty, with that disgusting upper lip hair- which although they may be proud of- girls find it gross.

girl 1: yuck that guy has a badger
girl 2: gross, he has more hair on his upper lip than on his head, and it aint pretty.
Badger: Like my stache?
girls: bleughhhh

by eeeeeewwwww April 30, 2011

Gobstoppering

The verb- to suck a gobstopper. First invented by the most amazing eloise.

1: What you up to?
2. gobstoppering,
1. jealousss ;)
xxxxxxx

by eeeeeewwwww May 6, 2011