Goobing

To goob or goobing is when a person laughs or giggles, followed by a large amount of excrement to exit the body, usually in the form of a sneeze or cough for nasal mucus, but can also be flatulence, or blood.

You almost goobed. They are goobing. This guy just goobed everywhere. It was so funny when she goobed.

by miss_greeny October 21, 2025

Goobing

The act of covering oneself In Phlegm

Person 1: "Dude I've been goobing alot recently and look how soft my skin is now"
Person 2: "Oh wow man! I need to start goobing too!"

by TheRotMan January 2, 2026

green gobbling

During the act of anal sex, your partner hocks up a greeny and spits it up their partners nose and their partner eats it.

"Me and my girlfriend did some green gobbling the other night, it was awesome!"

by JadeyQ March 29, 2009

Mind-gobbling

Your brain devouring knowledge in greedy gulps.

This book is mind-gobbling.

by Fufito June 16, 2017

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by Cock gobbling slut waffles November 26, 2017

Thigh Gobbling

The act in which one gobbles at another's inner thighs, mimicking the sounds of a turkey🦃

Girl, I'm gonna thigh gobble the fuck out of you. You ain't never had a thigh Gobbling like this before.

by Papa Derz February 10, 2019

Cave Gobbling

The act of signalling an african american individual that you are ready to partake in interracial gay sexual acts with the person in question that you're trolling

We stay cave gobbling on that Rick Ross 24/7

by amayapervytrash March 24, 2022