Goob

Short for goober, adds more retardedness to calling someone a goober.

Jake: Hey dan, you see this goob.
Dan: yeah he is acting pretty retarded.

by Mr. Goober June 12, 2018

rub goob

Rubbing a goob, or rubbing one's goob is a colloquialism which means to forcefully have oral sex. Can be used to describe rape but mostly it is not.

Person 1: Yo! Sandra let me rub goob all over her face!
Person 2: She has herpes.

by sluckygush April 11, 2022

Goob

The use of Home made gravity bongs (a way of smoking weed) most commonly made from a plastic bottle and a cup.

Hey Alexander, you tryna goob this weekend?

by Scooby-Doo2goob4u June 5, 2018

gloobu goo goob

Someone unbelievably silly.

"Ugh, Daniel is such a gloobu goo goob."

by ChippyChip September 24, 2023

GOOB

That stupid tattoo that idiots have on their legs

Amanda has a GOOB on his leg

by begum07 July 5, 2019

Goob

The penis...your dick..

"I think I'll go out tonight and dip my goob in some puss."

by t69man September 20, 2016

Goobing

The child that cant decide whether to be white or asian

Person 1: Whats a goobing?
Person 2: A wasian person

by Limetime691 May 4, 2022