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Goob

A shortened version of the slang term goober,

a silly, foolish, naive, or goofy person

*Husband sees wife accidentally take a sip of her paintbrush water instead of her alcoholic beverage*
Oh my god, you're such a goob

Goob by SpornyWright May 10, 2026

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Sticking with one person and making it their problem to keep things interesting.

“Honestly, monotogamy sounded romantic until I realized you’re now in charge of not being boring."

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