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Grease Goblin

A monster or an evil entity that does criminal or evil acts. If something goes wrong, its usually because Grease Goblin did it.
Niko: Someone stole my car and drove it into an orphanage
Alex: It was Grease Goblin....
by GreasyGrove March 27, 2023
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Goblino

Goblino, a word for the natural and #1 fruity pebbles eater and the black men lover, the Russian. Word originates based on the appearance and behaviour of ethnic Russians.
Oh hey what do you think of that new Goblino classmate Alexey, he is like a typical Globino isn't he?
by HelloFrumUzbekistan December 8, 2019
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Goblino

A person from Russia who is obsessed with fruity pebbles
Ayo bro do you got number of Alexey that Goblino?
by Goblino CEO December 2, 2020
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time goblin

A person who unknowingly will not let you exit a conversation. Also a person who will not see or be aware of your desire to leave. Can't seem to understand enthusiasm.
"Dude, that took over an hour. "

"What a time goblin."
by Jacks Spoon November 20, 2013
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morning goblin

When an ugly girl, who wears a ton of makeup in order to look attractive, wakes up in the morning she is said to be a morning goblin. The makeup invariably rubs off during the night or is otherwise removed, revealing the girls 'true' appearance.
Dude, that chick you hooked up with last night was a total morning goblin!
by Jethro Tull October 9, 2007
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Penis Goblin

A diminutive imp-like being of supposed British/Saxon origin. It is believed to attack the male genetalia of a target after being set out upon a curse. It tends to castrate it's victims and remove their genetalia much like an evil tooth-fairy. Can be found in the homes of many people who have gained them through misdeeds against Computer Geniuses and/or Message Board Members.
You, sir, are a Penis Goblin.
by Morphine Child January 20, 2004
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Cock Goblin

A small street hooker, normally under 5 foot 1 inch, who has uncanny ability to magnetize cocks around her all times. Characterized by stubby fingers, big head, whorish clothing, and occasionly a greenish tint that may be reaveled when make up wears off when having sex in the shower.
I can't believe you let the cock goblin eat your ass hole Alex.
by Josh Packer November 3, 2008
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