goat party

1. A party whose main attraction is the presence of a goat. Usu. the goat is free to roam and interact with drunken party-goers.

2. Any party with a goat in attendance.

Son! Are you having a goat party?

I had sex with the goat at the goat party.

At last week's goat party we thought the goat had died, but it was really just totally smashed.

by Robert Dondo July 25, 2006

Escape Goat

A slang used by idiots who do not realize the term is scapegoat

Somehow, this slang is becoming popular and I'm hearing it more and more. Please, stop the ignorance.

"I felt like the escape goat!!"
"You mean scapegoat, you dimwit!"

by The Queen Of Chodes January 2, 2005

Sober as a goat

An expression that Bobby made up and has no actuall meaning.especially since he's the only one who uses this expression

Bobby "I'm sober as a goat"
Everyone else: is that even an expression?

by Not Bobby July 2, 2016

horny goat weed

A time-tested aphrodisiac that increases libido in men and women, and improves erectile function in men. Known also as Epimedium or Yin Yang Huo, horny goat weed was first described in ancient classical Chinese medicinal texts.

This horny goat weed is helping me shoot more semen when I ejaculate.

by ATON02 December 23, 2004

goatfuck

A monumental screwup

Our weekend trip turned out to be a real goatfuck.

by Nick Sangia March 26, 2003

Goat Dance

The goat dance is traditionally a New Year's Eve ritual of fertility and fecundity, connecting the Romanian territory to the Greek antiquity and to the Oriental civilizations.

"Met a redneck on a Grecian isle, he did the goat dance very well, gave me back my smile, but he kept my camera to sell."
-Joni Mitchell
"California"
Blue, 1971

by killer_weed July 28, 2009

Dough Goat

Someone that is so dumb that they are a waste of humanity

Jonny: Whats 2+2
Shane: You're a fucking dough goat

by JFlanders123 March 19, 2013