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HMS Gleaner

From the Wikipedia definition: The HMSML Gleaner (H86) was the smallest commissioned vessel in the Royal Navy, at the time of her decommissioning, with a length of just under 15 metres.

Used to describe how small somebody's junk is.
Guy 1: Mate you've got such a HMS Gleaner
by xyphx June 26, 2019
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Fairy Gleaves

Game played in the south whereby a football, or other object, is thrusted into the air and participants attempt to keep the object airborne while touching the object for the shortest amount of time possible.
Fairy Gleaves is not to be known as Gleaves Ball.
by Spees October 25, 2019
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Mr Gleason

Wake up with skittles on my face they calling me Mr Gleason
by Emiliano Lawson October 28, 2019
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Lamborghini gelato

The young man couldn’t contain his Lamborghini gelato once the second penetration happened.
by The real brain jerky March 12, 2020
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uk gelato sniper

when the cheeba hits different and transforms into a holy strain incapable of human invention
fuck? - this must be some uk gelato sniper
by drstinkybeans January 22, 2021
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Van Gleason

"A paper towel folded into a paper football!" The main purpose of the "Van Gleason" is to be positioned between your ass hole and grundle, and locked into your butt cheeks preventing chaffing, sorness, and possible leakage.

Directions: Make a paper football out of a paper towel (choose how thick or thin you want your "Van Gleason" to be.) Proceed to place the "Van Gleason" under your anus to your grundle. Lock the "Van Gleason" into place between your butt cheeks. Enjoy the temporary relief!
THAT "VAN GLEASON" REALLY HELPED TO PROVIDE TEMPORARY RELIEFE TO MY RAW GRUNDLE
by Van Gleason August 25, 2022
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wii-glected

state estranged children feel when parents decide to "test" their child's new birthday present for prolonged periods of time.
"Mommy, I'm hungry. I'm feeling wii-glected. We haven't eaten for hours."
by ubtiger April 27, 2007
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