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Government dump

When a shit requires a lot of paperwork.
Bring me some more toilet paper, I'm taking a government dump.
by aguyinnc12 July 6, 2011
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government.doing.stuff

Government.doing.stuff laughs uncontrollably at Obamna Soda.
by imoneuglyspider December 1, 2020
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A government truth

When someone tells you a lie that you can clearly see is not true.
When someone says, We aren't interested in reading your emails or listening to your phone calls. We're just curious about your calling patterns. That is a government truth. OR A guy's wife comes home to find her husband having sex with another woman and he tells her that it is not what it looks like.
by Lynn828 June 18, 2013
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Self-government

Government of a country by its own people, especially after having been a colony.
The poll showed that 80 percent of the population of the region supported self-government.
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"Use the comparative method to analyze and assess the diversity of political life, institutional alternatives, differences in processes and policy outcomes, and the impact of global political and economic changes." -From the college Board
compare the different forms of government in ap comparative government and politics
by RedUrbanGuy October 21, 2017
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The Shadow Government

Sponsor for some of the greatest songs of all time. E.g. Gout by Joeyy
This song is sponsored by... THE SHADOW GOVERNMENT
by sirsquidy April 14, 2023
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Governmeant

The future utopian government that every presidential candidate says will occur when he or she gets elected. Usually consists of a balanced national budget, jobs for everyone, etc.
"Bush's governmeant was all about American superiority in the world."

"In my new governmeant, everyone shall get a candy cane, not just the Glen Cocos of America."
by Dabombin19 December 25, 2009
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