Geese

When a person releases a succession of farts which resemble the sound of a pack of geese flying over.

1. George rattled off several farts in a row and turned to the guy sitting next to him on the subway and said, "did you just hear some geese fly by?"

2. Person 1: Hey man, did you hear those geese fly over!?!

Person 2: Dude, you need to check your pants.

3. Person 1: Ahh, did you just geese?

Person 2: Heck yes I did.

by tsauceman December 3, 2009

Gets to the Real

When someone says something that is good and relates to other people or says something that is real

On the song Put You on Game by Lupe Fiasco he Gets to the Real

Rappers like Tupac, Notorious B.I.G., Nas, Jay-Z, Kanye West, Lupe Fiasco, and J.Cole Get to the Real on all their songs

by KingAlex2012 July 29, 2010

when tuan gets here

(generally used as a rhetorical phrase ;

variants: when tuan arrives, when tuan comes ; related: until tuan gets here, until tuan arrives, until tuan comes, if tuan gets here, if tuan arrives, if tuan comes)

1: a rhetorical phrase used to refer to a time that will, for all practical purposes, never come - esp. in relation to an event or action

2: a rhetorical phrase meant to convey the impossibility of an event or action.

3: a rhetorical phrase used to indicate that an event or action will occur a very long time from now

4: a rhetorical phrase used to indicate that an event or action is unlikely to occur

1. According to quantum mechanics, it is impossible to know or determine the absolute position of an object. Position in quantum mechanics is not deterministic, but rather probabilistic. Thus, we can consider the position of an object at a particular time as a probability distribution wherein each conceivable position in space is assigned the likelihood of the object being there. Though quantum mechanics is typically confined to the subatomic realm, its scope can be generalized to the macroscopic world in which we live. Indeed, where we are at a particular time is not some absolute, monolithic thing, but a hazy smudge in space. With some infinitesimal probability you are (or could be) simultaneously in the next room, in the attic, even in the bed of the pretty woman next door. But, alas, in this big, clumsy macroscopic world we live in these probabilities are inconceivably small. So, unless you're really, really, really lucky, you will have to wait until, I don't know, when tuan gets here to magically find yourself snug in the bed of the girl next door.

2. I will have sex with Victoria Secret model Alessandra Ambrosio when tuan gets here.

3. This proton will decay when tuan gets here.

4. The Middle East will cease to be a burden to Western industrialized nations when tuan gets here.

by atlasfugged August 2, 2007

Geese

To be extremely intoxicated on alcohol, marijuana or a mix of both

CUDI, he was geese last night

by aka-it-wasnt-necessary October 6, 2010

Tsirklin gets the square

A reference to "Hollywood Squares", meaning you just got dissed by Mike Tsirklin and you have no come back or your come back is weak.

Oh shit, that fool tried to snap on Mike Tsirklin but did you hear what he said about his Mom?
No
He said "Your Mom is like algebra, everybody takes her but nobody likes her."
Ha Ha, Tsirklin gets the square!

by Mike Tsirklin January 29, 2009

Getsu

Another word that substitutes God

hey your dad left

Oh my Getsu

by MalykiJ44 October 27, 2019

what's good for the geese?

People, friends, work mates, ex's acting in a manner or doing such activites that they believe are ok for them to do but not you.

busting fellow employees for using the work phone for personal use when you do it all the time! so "what's good for the geese?" must be good for the duck.

by nasonex October 23, 2009