Gerrard's Sock

Technically, a receptacle used to collect semen (usually, but not exclusively, human) excreted through acts of either auto-erotica or independent stimulation.

More commonly, a wank sock.

Colloquially employed as an term of reference when referring to the producer of a certain Saturday early evening broadcast on BBC Radio 4. Whose name rhymes with hymen. Which is apt as he is a bit of a cunt.

That Simon, he's a right Gerrard's sock.

Often truncated to -

That Simon, what a sock.

Can be used in combination with any variety of terms -

What a fucking sock.

Or even as an adjective -

What a socking tool.

by Mrs Clancy February 14, 2005

gerryisms

Random, low level intellect. Words errantly pieced together that undoubedtly hurt someone's feelings and are commonly perverse or vile.

"If you keep cutting something in half eventually your hand will touch the wall."
"I know I am wrong but that is not the point."
"My grandmother smells like oxygen."
"I don't wipe, don't make fun of me."
Gerryisms cause break ups.

by Josh1234abc May 18, 2006

Gerrimy

The wrong way of spelling Jeremy.
The root of this name is Geronimo.
Lives to spread bad music to all and aims to spew awesomeness, but falls far behind.

"Dude you like Gwar? You are such a Gerrimy!"

by M4nofMonk3y December 25, 2008

gerrible

when something is jus so terrible that u make a typo and it’s say gerrible insteadddddddd 😔😔

lola: dude, that joke lizette made was so gerrible
me: JWSBSJAJANSBDJSJNDNDBNSJSNSN 😌

by leslie knope 🤪❤️ April 27, 2020

gerat

A variation of the word "great". Usually used in online chatting

Suzy: I got married last weekend!
Stewart: That's gerat! :)

by Porridge May 13, 2003

GERRINGONG

1 a hole on the south east coast of Australia

2 A synonym for hole

Im going down the beach this arvo
what are u going to do
maybe dig some gerringongs

by thesiklad November 4, 2012

Geritol Generation

Basically it would be the 'older' generation of folks that rely on "Geritol" vitamins to get around and stay healthy. Also known as "Blue Hairs", they can be seen hanging around casino's - usually drunk, reeking of smoke, and screaming at the bands that they are "too loud, turn it down!"

Wow - it looks like the "Geritol Generation: beat us to the free buffet this afternoon!

by ElvisLives1 December 19, 2009