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wrote gerbil

A phrase used to describe the awe that occurs when one sees an attractive female ( could be likened to drooling over someone.)
Dude, she was so hot! I'm not gonna say she was the best-looking teacher ever, but I definitely wrote gerbil.
by Soomanchu October 8, 2009
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Hung like a gerbil

Dude, is that a tic-tac in your pocket or are you hung like a gerbil???
by Disco Stud April 29, 2003
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Gerbil Shot

Gerbil Shot:
This is when one who may be diagnosed with autisim takes a plastic alchohol bottle (karkov) and bends the plastic top at a 90 degree angle. Then next step is to have a friend or oneself flip the 1.75 of vodka upside down into his or hers mouth with the one who is recieveing the gerbil shot puts ones hands up with the flick of a wrist and keep the wrist bent as if they are a gerbil. The point is to guzzle as many gerbil shots as possible out of the bottle. It is also optional for the one recieving the shot to act as if they are running on their gerbil wheel before recieving.
Oh my gosh I could totally go for a gerbil shot. I heard a rumor that Gerbil shots can cure AIDS. Lets take em!
by Steve Keane September 25, 2007
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gerbil

Slang, used to describe a very cute girl, which is not to be confused with a hot girl. And cute, though she is, like her rodent counterpart, she likes to have a lot of sex.

This fact is only known either through personal experience, or the account of a close friend.

Said with annunciation in most occasions such as: gerrrrrbull.
A: Man, you'd never know it, but Justin's girlfriend is a gerrrbil.
B: Yea man, she likes to get f*cked.

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A: I'm gunna find me a gerbil tonight.
B: Yea, playa, tonight we goin gerbil stompin.
by Ayyo Blake December 14, 2008
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gerbil curry

a woman takes a large amount of laxatives and also applies scented oiles and dims the lights to acheive the correct atmosphere for the holy seremony.
the male then enters the room with a lampshade and gerbil in a cage. he then uses the lampshade as a funnel to get the gerbil into the womans anal cavity, in this time the laxatives have taken affect and she then has violent diarrhoea silimar to korma curry with a drowned gerbil in it. the male then adds a sprinkle of pepper and serves with sweet mango chutney sauce.
i heard that couple over there have a gerbil curry every saturday.
by gerbilover June 27, 2009
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gerbevee

A person who humps and commits sexual acts with animals; generally chickens, cows, or lamps.
(Gerbever/gerbeeved) A person who gerbeeves / an animal who was gerbeeved upon.
Gerbeeving is an act of rape.
Me: Yo stevio.
Him:Yo. Yo, I was like being a total gerbeever and gerbeeving all of dam animals in dat barn over dare!
Me: I'm gonna report you for rape.
Police Man: I like donuts.
by Tekpiggy February 10, 2005
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Gerber Dick

A male with a penis the size of an infants penis.
Aye everybody look Jordan has a gerber dick!!!
by d-beast-unlshd June 20, 2010
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