Gape Bros

Bros whose bowel movement times are on the same schedule at work and choose stalls next to each other to shit while they talk about sports and other bro stuff.

Have you seen the gape bros? They just had their coffee they must be in the shitter.

by Luna0021 July 6, 2023

gaping towel

Accidentally flashing your junk

Dude, I totally just saw her gaping towel!

by Ktin665 May 11, 2011

Gape Stool

When a person gapes another person's asshole and defecates into the gaped asshole while sitting on top of the person using the person as a stool.

Hey Karbo, I heard you were Toby's gape stool yesterday?

by ManWithNoSoul April 13, 2017

Dirty gaped

The act of getting beat bad in a race.

Damn, that mach 1 700 Dirty gaped his side ways winder tbh

by peterdyck December 25, 2021

gape keeper

Someone who pretends to protect secrets while secretly giving the information to everyone, and in that sense, standing blocking a gaping doorway that can easily be seen through or entered.

Bro, she's a gape keeper. You know she told everyone that I got AIDS, Gonorrhea and crabs from Mellisa's hairy asshole. And she won't even admit it was her!!!

by Peeeny October 14, 2019

Dirty gaped

The act of getting beat bad in a race.

Damn, that mach 1 700 Dirty gaped his side ways winder tbh

by peterdyck December 25, 2021

gape cake

Gape cake is the art of getting fisted in the anal cavity in but in the pile driver position, extremely rough and usually unpleasant for one of the two people.

I'm so sore from the 10 Gape cakes John gave me last night

by Fehel maballs March 23, 2017