Grandma Scottie

A Grandma with Scottie describes clumsy but awesome people.

Stranger: What's your name?
You: Grandma Scottie

Stranger: Oh you must be a Potato

King is the MIGHTIEST

by King the mighty March 7, 2021

grandma era

the time when you feel like you're a grandma, be lazy, feel back pains and sores, and all you wanna do is sleeping.

"It has been a month since you haven't submitted any assignment, what are you up to these days?",

"Nothing, I'm in my grandma era."

by codiexufxit February 20, 2022

Sandy Grandma

An attempt to have sexual intercourse via the anus with an older woman however, she's way too dry which then creates flakes covering the penis which is known as "sand".

"Man, I just had sex with a GILF too bad she was a Sandy Grandma though..."

by SomeSuperRandomGuy November 2, 2019

bar stool grandma

a grandma that spent a lot of time in a bar when her children were young, ruined them and are now responsible for raising their grandchildren they look rode hard and put up wet, wrinkly skin and gruff voice from years of smoking

That child was brought in to be seen by their bar stool grandma.

by winkywpwinwwwinky June 1, 2018

T-Bag Your Grandma

A glorious song that should be viewed as the fucking bible.

Did ya listen to "T-Bag Your Grandma"? I followed its' guidance and T-bagged her.

by CorbynBigFan September 26, 2019

goofy ahh grandma

Grandma of Quandale Dingle, otherwise known as Croissanna Pantaloons got stuck in the elevator on Septemer 11th

OH NO, GOOFY AHH GRANDMA

by oogaoogaoogachaka May 7, 2022

Sugar Grandma

An elderly woman who takes care of younger men in exchange for companionship.

Hey man, you coming to the bar tonight? No, I told my sugar grandma Eleanor that I'd play bingo with her since she bought me a new flat screen.

by Tamara Kevin August 27, 2010