Gorilla Handshake

When two men reach for something under a table with their feet and unwittingly clasp toes together like they are holding hands.

Bill dropped his pencil under the table. Dale thought he would help him grab it. As they both eagerly grasped with their toes, they ended up in an awkward gorilla handshake. Neither of them spoke of the incident again.

by Moore Johnson July 25, 2011

Gorilla Tag

A game of where every middle schooler and kids below 12 meet up. if you have long arms, prepare to get mass reported because you don't have the physical body of a 11 year old child.

I play GORILLA TAG. I'm a 12 year old kid who didn't hit his growth spurt!

by CrazyMortix April 27, 2022

gorilla math

Bad math. Very crude, bad math, often performed by someone who thinks they know what they're doing.

(From Rounders)

Mike: "So, what do you owe him?"

Worm: "I don't know, by his crazy fuckin' gorilla math... like fifteen."

by RobbyPants August 15, 2007

gorilla nuts

it is a woman's belly that she tucks in her elastic waist pants. The fold around her belly button resembles a large scrotum found on a gorilla.

Damn Big will, tell Josh to look at dem Gorilla nuts on that bitch

by keithM777 October 17, 2008

gorilla nose

male equivalent of camel toe.

His jeans are so tight, he has a gorilla nose.

by poonmoney April 10, 2009

Gorilla Grower

An individual who grows marijuana in remote or undisclosed locations.

The "Gorilla grower" is usually planting crops illegally.
A word used to directly describe a active marijuana prohibitionist.

"That guy comes in and out of the woods with fertilizers and buckets..."
"Hey, he might be one of those gorilla growers"

by Creative Nes June 21, 2016

gorilla porn

never, ever, search this up. (also, you'll start to sadsturbate when you see how big the gorilla's cock truly is.

John: what the fuck were you doing watching gorilla porn!?

by amanthatlivesinyourbasement June 13, 2017