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jobby gobble

The term for a scenario when someone performs anal intercourse following with the receiving partner carrying out the act of oral sex on their partners faeces covered phallus.
Girl: That was intense, we have to do that again!
Guy: I know, wanna finish up with a jobby gobble?
by TomJUK January 19, 2008
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gobble gum

Where someone without teeth gives you a blowjob.
Wow... I saw your grandmother last night and got a great gobble gum.
by Dexter FIshbourne January 15, 2016
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gobble robber

A gobble robber is any person who steals a turkey (live,cooked, frozen, stuffed, cement it doesn't matter as long as it's a turkey), quite possibly for some unknown ritual or deviant sexual practice.
Hey Phil look at that Butterball you stinkin gobble robber.
by Larry Brown December 18, 2009
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Knobly Gobbly

n. v. To get head, to be fellashed.

Literally, to have one's knob gobbled.

syn. Blow job, head, fellatio, deepthroat, blumpkin, beej
Dude 1: Saw you take that girl to your room. Did you skewer that broad?
Dude 2: Nah, bad timing... got a knobly gobbly tho!
Dude 3: Noice!!!!
by Ser Gobbles January 30, 2012
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gobble shaft

the gobbleshaft can be best defined as the act of holding the woman by the ears then proceeding to thrust repeatedly in her mouth until climax then soon after you flip her over and penetrate her asshole in one stroke hence giving her the shaft
some dude: Yo I gobble shafted the hell out of her!!
Adam likes to gobble shaft the ladies 24/7
by Kiro the mother fucka March 9, 2015
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gobble throat

Is a male or female that can take anything and any size meaning there is no such thing as to big to shove down their throat. He/she is upset when a guy has a small dick because there throat is so large
Dude your dick is to small she has a gobble throat
by Super fagalicious January 23, 2017
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Gobble Dick

Golabic is a gobble dick
by No filter bitch May 22, 2018
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