Glastopian

Another word for easy.

This class is so glastopian.

by MikeHawkisGoat April 14, 2020

glasses

1. Two pieces of corrective lenses held together by a frame, side by side, to be worn in front of one's two eyes.
2. Something girls look hot wearing.

1. Haha! You're blind! You need glasses.
2. Amy looks hot wearing those glasses!

by supernintendo_chalmers January 18, 2005

Sunshine in a Glass

The act of urinating in someone's apple juice when they are not looking.

Mmmmmmmm.... what the hell? Ewww sunshine in a glass? Not again.

by Offrey J June 11, 2006

ira glasses

A pair of glasses that look like those worn by Ira Glass, host of This American Life, characterized by prominent black frames. A favorite of the literati and intellectuals since the 1960s.

The 3D glasses that are being given out by Real D at Beowulf screenings look like oversized ira glasses (actually, like ira sun-glasses).

by Yapplebee November 26, 2007

Glass hammer

A blunt and useless tool.

Ideal insult for the stupid (and jocks), as they will be shaking their heads and overworking their 2-cell brain to figure out why everyone is laughing at them.

Guy: "Dude, you're a glass hammer"
*onlookers laugh*
Jock: *puzzled expression* "Huh?"

by MortalWombat April 28, 2010

The Glass Slipper

When the only condoms a female carries with her is a Trojan Magnum, And if the condom doesn't fit she doesn't even waste her time.

Blonde pulled "The Glass Slipper" on Bryan, and the slipper actually fit. Bryan was happy! Yayy!

by GTG Crew March 6, 2008

glass cutters

Nipples that are so severely hard or pronounced that they would be capable of cutting glass.

Fuck, it's freezing out there. I've got glass cutters.

by aspirin June 14, 2004