Germ

A derogatory term for Germans implying that they're a germ, staining this world.

"Ew, is that a Germ?"

by DariusFigglehorn November 5, 2023

Germ martyr

Someone who shows up to work as a sacrifice while sick but shared his sickness with everyone else

David is being a germ martyr today but it’s only going to make us all sick AF

by Kittykiacz December 12, 2018

It's Germ-x

A way to inform someone that a liquid on a table is just hand sanitizer. (Not to be confused with the phrase "you're an idiot")

A pregnant woman offers someone a towel to clean up " whatever is on the table." Someone else harmlessly replies: "It's Germ-x," and then gets sent to vice principal's office, where he is then sent to ISD for the rest of the day.

by Innocence. February 15, 2019

a Germ-X Percent

A fast and fun way of saying “99.99%”.

Coined from the “Germ-X” claim: “Effective at eliminating 99.99% of many common harmful germs and bacteria in as little is 15 seconds.”

I may not have finished it, but I at least got a Germ-X Percent done.

by BQ Atkin November 2, 2022

Germ

An inconveniencing person.

"People be on some weird shit out here... You just got to stick to yourself."

"Nah, I feel it, people be germs sometimes."

by SlangThang8 November 15, 2022

Germs on you

When your friend is sick and they jokingly want to give you their sickness.

Lily: *touches Katie* "Germs on you!!"
Katie: "Oi Lily!!"

by brooklynlikespizza April 25, 2022

Germ

Short for German/Germanic, and is a derogatory word for any and all white people, but especially those who either have Germanic ancestry (Scandinavia, Germany, etc.), or who speak a Germanic language, such as English.

Mark: You suck at CoD, lobsterback >: )

Chad: Stfu, you insignificant Germ! Before I come over there and go berserker on you…

by Amogus Sussi Baka September 16, 2022