Penile germ

1) Any sort of STD.

2) An infection of the penis

3) a reference to a very small penis

1) "ive got a nasty penile germ"
2) He doesn't have a big dick, he has a penile germ

by mabolzichjjl September 29, 2010

Germ

A green hoe that might have an std

“Ew bitch stop talkin to me you a germ”

by Basharrr January 11, 2023

Germ

Germ (guh, erm). You say it after a serious sentence to uplift the mood.

P1: "How are you germ?"
P2: "I'm okay, kinda sad germ"

by Penguino0607 May 18, 2024

Germ sex

Some who has sex when there corona

Aidan did germ sex last night and he is now dead. Germ sex.

by Aidan their September 4, 2020

It's Germ-x

A way to inform someone that a liquid on a table is just hand sanitizer. (Not to be confused with the phrase "you're an idiot")

A pregnant woman offers someone a towel to clean up " whatever is on the table." Someone else harmlessly replies: "It's Germ-x," and then gets sent to vice principal's office, where he is then sent to ISD for the rest of the day.

by Innocence. February 15, 2019

Germ

An inconveniencing person.

"People be on some weird shit out here... You just got to stick to yourself."

"Nah, I feel it, people be germs sometimes."

by SlangThang8 November 15, 2022

a Germ-X Percent

A fast and fun way of saying “99.99%”.

Coined from the “Germ-X” claim: “Effective at eliminating 99.99% of many common harmful germs and bacteria in as little is 15 seconds.”

I may not have finished it, but I at least got a Germ-X Percent done.

by BQ Atkin November 2, 2022