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cup and gander

1. A real piece of shit; totally worthless.
2. Slacker, loafer.
My glass piece is entirely cup and gander, not even a homeless man would use it too smoke the dirtiest rock ever.
by punisher December 16, 2004
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Gandhi dot

An ignorant phrase used by adolescents to refer to the bindi, a decorative dot worn on a Hindu woman's forehead.

May also be used to refer to a bulbous pimple on someone's forehead.
Look at that Indian girl's Gandhi dot, how beautiful!

Cover up your Gandhi dot, it's disgusting!
by Balfdor December 30, 2006
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Gaandu

Gaandu is derived from the Hindi word Gaand. Traditionally Gaand means the Ass. Gaand is a noun and Gaandu is an adjective.
Mainly Gaandu is referred to a gentleman who licks someone else's Ass or Gaand in order to get benefits. It can also be referred to someone who gives his Ass for the same thing.
Mast marks laya hai Gandu! Party de!

Kahan Gaand marwane gaya tha Gaandu???
by DeadlyScholar August 6, 2011
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gandhi

A bald little Indian dude who just so happened to be one of the most evolved souls the world has ever known.

He was famous for his practice of non-violence by which he won India's independence from the British Empire without a shot. (You tell me of any other revolution that has been so successful.) Non-violence ("ahimsa") is basically the doctrine of not being a dickweed. This applies not only to humans but to animals and plants--literally "all living things". Gandhi was a fruitarian, although later in life he ashamedly reverted to drinking goats' milk due to an attack of dysentery. (Go figure, they hadn't yet invented soymilk 100 years ago.)

Was killed because his progressive ideas didn't sit well with a certain moronic faction. And I must correct the poster who said he was killed by a Muslim. He was killed by a Hindu. Yes, even though Gandhi himself was a Hindu, he was killed by his own kin because they feared Gandhi's posture of universal tolerance toward Muslims. Just goes to show you that moronism supercedes religious affiliation. Morons are universal.

Other notable acheivement:
Popularized those cool "John Lennon glasses" long before John Lennon was even born.

Contemporary uses of the term "Gandhi":
Any time you can quote Gandhi, you win. Hands down.
MOM: What were you doing out all night? Getting high, I suppose? You & your hoodlum friends are nothing but trouble!
KID: Well, you know what Gandhi said, "The greatness of any nation can be judged by how well it treats its animals."
MOM: wtf?
KID: You wouldn't understand.
by Brendie December 14, 2006
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Pull a Gandalf

To come back to life after thought dead.
1.OMG he just died!
2. Ohh he will probably pull a Gandalf
by Bailey-0- April 1, 2006
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Gander

Person of Indian descent. Usually spotted with bushy mustache, and sandals. Very frugal. Never buys anything, but never afraid to ask for a price.
Look at that Gander, look, look, look and never buy!
by lordachoo June 6, 2013
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Ganderast

A goose-fucker
When he moved to Slimbridge he had to go door to door to tell everyone he was a ganderast.
by goosefacts July 14, 2010
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