Foomp!

The sound that occurs when certain items accidentally hit the floor, your head, or while opening a champagne bottle. Foomp can also describe something exaggerated or tall.

Dude, I knew instantly that a soccer ball just hit you in the head because I heard it go foomp!

Whoa, did you see that blonde chick's 80s waterfall bangs? They were all foomp!

by anniesokay612 May 26, 2021

Fwop

To pass out or die while at the computer. Supposedly because when one's head hits the keyboard it goes "fwop!" The equivalent expression in French is "fuaup" (infinitive: fuaupir).

He searched the web until he fwoped.
Too much data input will cause you to fwop.
Que nous ne fuaupissions pas!

by David Solly March 17, 2004

foomp

an overly grown, undertrimmed pubic hair area. when the hair grows to a point you could braid.

ex: when taking off of the underwear it makes a noise....."FOOMP"

by sabrina varvatos December 28, 2005

fwoop

Friends With Occasional Penetration.

How is my Fwoop Partner doing?

by Fwoop January 19, 2017

Foomp

to completly own someone in a large way

FOOMP! ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh... BOOYAH!!!

by 9821650762587632 December 28, 2005

Foomp

The sound a very fat person makes when their roll of fat moves away from and the suddenly hits the "normal" part of the body. This usually occurs when engulfing food/small objects (or children in the case of pedos).

Fat Man: Hello little boy, OMG look over there!
Little Boy: What?!
*FOOMP*

A few moments later...

Concerned Mother: Have you seen my son?
Fat Man: Nope... *struggling sounds coming from his stomach*

by Bob Cooke (Teacher at NPHS) August 21, 2009

FOMP

Fear of missing phone. Irrational sensation or intense terror and complete dread like the world is ending. Usually followed by a tremendous feeling of relief of finding phone (ROFP)

I had the worst FOMP last night when I noticed my phone wasn't on me.

Dude I FOMPing hard here. My roid is gone!

by JsonHunt March 25, 2019