A celebration where two men bury Uma Thurman alive. Uma Thurman then proceeds to punch her way out of the wooden casket using techniques she learned from an old asian kung-fu master. Afterwards she goes and tears a chicks eyeball out during a swordfight.
"Dude, yesterday me and this other guy had a Texas Funeral."
"Really? Is Uma Thurman hot in person?"
"...kinda."
"Really? Is Uma Thurman hot in person?"
"...kinda."
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A very disappointingly slushy or frozen solid layer of snow that sounds like a fun, exciting, and anxiously awaited snow day thanks to the weather report but turns to be very nothing like poofy white snow of the movies.
Reporter: "We're expecting six to ten inches of FUNTER STHNOW
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Dude: The weather man forgot to mention this "Funter Snow" mean 'pure ice'!!!
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Dude: The weather man forgot to mention this "Funter Snow" mean 'pure ice'!!!
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A black metal band who make very simple guitar riffs and, pretty much, simple everything, yet kick ass.
by Santafanda October 9, 2008
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Sally, we're going to a club in Vegas, you can't wear that funeral suit because it has long sleeves and goes down to your knees!!!
by Diney Suit Girl April 6, 2009
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They had a shuffle of band members and became the one of the greatest bands to emerge from the UK.
"Funeral For A Friend" put together a mixture of Hardcore, melodic metal, and punk to create the greatest sounding music from over the severn bridge.
The best band i have seen live, they sound way better than the record.
Matt Davies (lead vocals) is always in tune, can scream, and puts so much feeling into his voice, the two guitarists Darren Smith and Kris Roberts both produce riffs that Iron Maiden would be proud of, Gareth Davies (bass) sings backing vocals so well always in tune, and the drummer Ryan Richards is amazing, knows exactly when double-bass is needed and creates atmosphere with his perfect use of the "Zil Bell".
I recomend that everyone into any type of rock music buys "seven ways to scream your name" and "casually dressed and dep in conversation" why not go get "hours" too.
Im saying this, comng from Bristol where the Welsh are not the most liked people by any means.
They had a shuffle of band members and became the one of the greatest bands to emerge from the UK.
"Funeral For A Friend" put together a mixture of Hardcore, melodic metal, and punk to create the greatest sounding music from over the severn bridge.
The best band i have seen live, they sound way better than the record.
Matt Davies (lead vocals) is always in tune, can scream, and puts so much feeling into his voice, the two guitarists Darren Smith and Kris Roberts both produce riffs that Iron Maiden would be proud of, Gareth Davies (bass) sings backing vocals so well always in tune, and the drummer Ryan Richards is amazing, knows exactly when double-bass is needed and creates atmosphere with his perfect use of the "Zil Bell".
I recomend that everyone into any type of rock music buys "seven ways to scream your name" and "casually dressed and dep in conversation" why not go get "hours" too.
Im saying this, comng from Bristol where the Welsh are not the most liked people by any means.
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Funeral For a Friend.
>Juneau
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Funeral For a Friend.
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