high functioning retard

a person who is mentally retarded, but can be propped up through staged appearances in limited contexts and posed in a variety of situations. High functioning attributes include an ability to overreact to real or imagined threats, denial through distraction and frequent changes of subject. May serve as cover to con-schemes when place in position of authority. Has no self awareness and therefore no ability to feel shame or guilt. Overconfidence is mistaken for strength in people with this disability. Religion is often cited in order to maintain cohesiveness and order. HFR's in positions of power attract highly loyal Sheeple followers. HFR's tend to live the paradox of the self guided puppet, yet require input from non HFR's for their material.

George W. Bush is both the commander in cheif and the poster boy for all high functioning retards.

by overqui December 9, 2008

National Function Day

August 9th

Jon Jon lets go to a function in Ocean City, It’s National Function Day

by matthewgreim August 8, 2021

Function

If you're from San Diego, you know what a function is.

For you outsides, a function is a kickback, party, where people be swanging, getting faded and fucked up. An infamous place for fights and drama.

Person 1: You going to the function tomorrow?
Person 2: Nawh, my girl don't like it when I go to functions, she don't trust me.

by SExSD October 21, 2011

functionality

Function. A non-word that is used by everyone who has ever done any thing with software.

This functionality will help you overcome the opportunity presented by your synergistic paradigm.

by teej October 16, 2003

Functional Junkie

An individual who is addicted to narcotic drugs like heroin, morphine, oxycodone (OxyContin/Percocet), hydrocodone (Vicodin), or other opioids, but can still maintain a normal and successful life.

A functional junkie is a person that can have a family, have a successful career, successful education, and maintain relationships, as long as they have their dope, because once they don't have it, then everything spirals out of control.

by TJM91 June 18, 2009

Funch

When you combine LUNCH and SEX into the same event.

The girl I am seeing want's to meet me during my meal break for some Funch.

by LAFF April 23, 2004

functional junkie

A person who uses drugs for an unrecreational purpose but can still operate normally at work or at school

MAN1:That man is a total functional junkie

MAN2:What's that?

MAN1: Some dude who does drugs but still has a good-paying job
or does good at school and can still function normally.

by mikey fo sho May 29, 2007