fuckitis

A benign illness which causes afflicted people to pronounce a derivative of fuck in every sentence. Can happen to anybody, and lasts 12 to 48 hours.

college kid: That exam was fuckin hard. But the fuckin prof gave me an fuckin A! Fuck yeah !
grandpa: what's his problem?
mom: fuckitis.

by nageuse July 22, 2012

fuckbit

Adjectival Noun, /fʌkbɪt/

A measurement of attention defined as the information absorption rate by number of fucks given per second or,

((nepit/second)∙fucksgiven)/second

simplifying yields,

(nepit)∙fucksgiven)/(second^2)

1.) That guy wasn't paying a fuckbit of attention to the world around him.

2.) I swear, her attention span isn't even 3 fuckbits.

by ArmandoJenkins September 23, 2014

You Fuckwit

When someone doesn't take you the right way to subway

You fuckwit, this isn't the way to subway.

by 499bkcaj July 4, 2017

Fuckpig

A girl that is only good for sex, usually overweight. A fat or 'rubinesque' booty call. Similar to a 'moped' but more specific.

"Man, look at her scarf that burger. I bet she could eat a mean cock, she'd make a perfect Fuckpig."

"I was going over to Hillary's but she bailed. Instead I called my Fuckpig and she's coming over to pick me up."

by Rick010203040506 December 21, 2008

fuckwits

British slang for a dumbass jackoff.

Blimey, you've cracked the windscreen on me lorry, fuckwits!

by Sprocket the Dog October 26, 2003

fuckwittery

1. (n.) The state of being or acts associated with a fuckwit.
2. (n.) Variant of fuckwittage.

His capacity for fuckwittery has risen to new heights.

by anycon June 24, 2003

Fuckity fuck fuck

let's face it...saying it once just doesn't mean anything anymore...

Someone: "Time to do some Solids homework!!"
You: "FUCKITY FUCK FUCK!!!!"

by Homestar runner February 1, 2005