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friendzone

(noun) A degrading form of exploitation. The female equivalent of a sleaze who sleeps with you and never calls. Except in this case the sleaze doesn't sleep with you and calls all the f*cking time.
An example of the friendzone is: Every woman's relationship with a nice guy she's not fucking. Ever.
by Shittyballs August 27, 2012
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Friendzone

Being stuck in the friendzone means that you aren't able to have more than a friendly relationship with that special someone you are attracted to. However, it is wrongly perceived as a state that only males can go through. As a female, I can assure you that women can also be friendzoned.
Cassandra : Guess what, John? I have been friendzoned by Peter, my GUY friend.

John: I thought only males could go through such a phase?

Women all around the world : You thought wrong, John.
by notsobazinga June 2, 2015
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Friendagon

Simply put, is a group of five friends. Typically they're extremely close & seldom hang out with people outside of themselves.
JENNY: "Want to hang out tonight?"
DAVID: "Sorry, Jenny, you're not in my friendagon!"
by Conman3880 April 19, 2009
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Friendmoon

1) A holiday one takes with a good friend to celebrate a milestone, friendaversary, or some other life event.

Not to be confused with a normal vacation. Usually a celebratory holiday.

2) It can also be a chance for two friends to catch-up after a long separation, or as a way to console one of the friends after a break-up, death, etc.
1) We both just landed our dream jobs, we need to go on a friendmoon to celebrate!

I can't believe we've been friends for ten years, it's time we took a friendmoon.

2) You need a friendmoon to get your mind off the stress of breaking it off with whatshisname.
by Androidtomato April 30, 2014
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Friendations

Laying the foundations for friendship ie when you meet someone new and want to become their friend, you lay the foundations for friendship - friendations.
I laid the friendations with Mark today.
by sparkle_tits September 25, 2014
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friendbone

(verb) to "bone" (or have sex with) one's friend; the opposite of friendzone
Sven: "Did you hear? I totally friendboned Olga last night"
Paul: "Dude, no way! She has a totally hot fupa!"
by ababababa777 April 25, 2015
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friendzoned cockblocker

When someone has been hardcore friendzoned but cockblocks anyone from getting anywhere near their crush. They especially cockblock on social media, always the first to comment on their crush's pics with heart or kissy face emojis trying to appear to others as if they're more than a friend to their crush. Some friendzoned cockblockers may not even realize they're in the dreaded friendzone making them look extra pathetic.
To your friend: yo that's the girl i'm into but her friend keeps mean muggin me and it's weird.

Friend: nah don't worry about her dumb ass, she's just a friendzoned cockblocker.
by b00mb1tch September 20, 2016
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