Fondleballer

A Fondleballer or Fondleball is an insult that can be used in any way shape or form. It's and insult made to confuse the person you are saying it to.

Person1 "You are a such a Fondleballer"
Person2 "uhh what"

by Proto_Broom February 14, 2021

fonkledonk

1. to utterly destroy. Rek.
2. to fuck (up).

alt spellings: fonkle donk, fonkle-donk, foncul donk, foncul donc

1. a. present tense. (after being challenged) I'm gonna fonkledonk you poser!

b. past tense (after blowing up an enemy base in a game) oh hell yah get fonkledonked!

2. a Have you seen Liina? I'm hoping to fonkledonk her this weekend and she'll come back every one after.
b. (after being bumped into a club) Hey m8 don't make me fonkledonk you!

by mentallyfunstable March 4, 2021

Fondlement

The marks left behind from touching, playing, or otherwise caressing something or someone.

Look at those fondlements all over her jeans.

Who left these fondlements all over my car?!

by GabGab42 January 26, 2022

Fondle

To rub or stroke/play with passion

She grabbed my dick through my shorts and I said, “Fondle my balls!”

by Mike.R April 19, 2022

Fondle my pickle

Used when a man describes the devious things his son did to him in Spain many moons ago.

Rory! Fondle my pickle like you used to in the good ol’ days!

by QueeferAngus73 July 2, 2023

Fondlefest

A yearly festival hosted on June 9th in Kuwait. Hosted by slutty whores who greet visitors by fondling their balls.

David: damn I haven’t been fondled since my uncle jerry raped me behind his garage when I was 6.
Frederique: what the fuck?
David: you know what we should do? Go to Fondlefest! it’s happening next week!
Frederique: dude what the shit is wrong with you?

by The big Bong of the south seas June 6, 2024

fondle bundle

bundle/ prize/ reward that's granted by a legitimate person with authority, offering a limited time of fondling depending upon agreement between the fondler and the being fondled.

Peter's been rude to me today, so he offered me 5 fondle bundles in attempt to make peace

by Fondle Monster 69 January 21, 2025