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Flubbering Seal 

1) One who commonly flops around on the couch like a seal with too much blubber on his body making disgusting sounds.

2)A fat-ass piece of shit with no ambition who is, by definition, completely useless.

3)Someone who is so fat and disgusting that when they lie on the couch their labored breathing drives the observer into a homicidal rage as he watches them flopping around on their gut and peeling their fat, blubbery cheeks off of his cream colored leather sofa.

4) Eric, my former roommate. (aka The Flubbering Seal)
The Flubbering Seal is such a useless, unemployed piece of shit that whenever I think of him I want to beat him to death with a tire iron.

The next time I catch that Flubbering Seal on my couch I'm going to stab him in the larynx with a pencil.

"He sure does like to flubber, that whacky seal."
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Flubberduck 

When you need to wank and it makes a weird noise which sounds like a rubber duck and flubber
I tried to wank last night but I was flubberducking so loud that my mum walked in.

Dude, I can hear your flubberduck from across the hall.

Stop flubberducking John we're at the cinema
Flubberduck by Vagbubbles December 6, 2013
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flubbergab 

One having a twenty pound labia.
Misty, get away from me with that flubbergab

flubbadubb 

A really, really, freakin' sweet wizard
I am going to call my flubbadubb.
flubbadubb by Kinsey May 23, 2006

Flubber Cups

A large woman with dimply,stank tits that happen to be large and flappy
Wow your mom has insanly large "flubber cups"
Flubber Cups by minTncoffe August 19, 2008

flubber nutter 

A guy who likes to have sex with fat girls.
Billy: I think Eddie is a flubber nutter.
Tom: Why?
Billy: His last three girlfriends were huge.
flubber nutter by lambotama December 17, 2008

Flubberguzzler

When an obese man (or Flubber Grubber) holding his stomach-roll up in order to facilitate fellatio accidentally let's go suffocating his partner, he is said to have given his partner a Flubberguzzler
After Janet accidentally raked me with her teeth I let go and gave her a flubberguzzler.
Flubberguzzler by USBibble September 21, 2011