frozen ernie

a turd which has been put in to the freezer and then after frozen stuck in a girls pussy. . .

dude did you hear beka loves frozen ernies. . .

by KoAid April 15, 2005

Filthy Florence

This commonly happens when you have anal sex with a woman over age 80. To have anal sex with a true Granny one must remove her adult Diaper. The Diaper will be typically soiled. Without cleaning the rectum,instead using the fecal matter as lube. The partner inserts his erect penis directly in the asshole of said granny. The result is a soupy brown liquid that runs from the granny's ass, the smell is said to be putrid.
Florence comes from television personality Florence Henderson, who is rumored to wear a diaper and gives Filty Florence's to many of the men at her Nursing Home. The rumor can not be comfirmed or denied.

Q. I heard that you like to fuck Old Ladies?
A. There is nothing better than Corn Blasting a Granny, the Filthy Florence smells terrible but turns ne on.

I was mopping the floors at the Old Age home last night and old granny Jones gave me a Filty Florence. It was so nasty that I puicked in her diaper.

by Granny Gromann June 3, 2010

Frozen Poonanny

1. A delightful and refreshing chilled summer treat made with all natural juices.
2. The indescribably pleasurable experience derived from (a) inserting ice cubes in your mouth and then offering oral pleasure to your girlie, (b) then slowly inserting the ice cubes into her expectant poonanny, allowing them to melt and chill the surrounding love cave, and (c) then stuffing your hot big swinburne stick into her juicy chilled punch bowl. Serves two.

I met this girl at a bar on the West Side, and she took me home and gave me frozen poonanny!

by Eduardo Carrochio July 29, 2005

Frozen toilet paper

What you will need after a very spicy meal.

Boy am I glad I have a fresh roll of frozen toilet paper waiting for me at home. This salsa is ripping through me.

by CT Jared December 2, 2010

Flowzen

When a Lacrosse bro takes a shower after sex with his bitch. He eats a chill sandwich then walks outside. It is cold out side, his Flow (hair) then freezes.

You Bro! After my winter lax game my hair got flowzen.

by React0061 January 17, 2011

anrgy frozen

The anrgy frozen is when a women is giving you head and just be for u cum u pull it out and shot her in the eye as u sing Let It Go

Im having a girl come over tonight i'm going to do the anrgy frozen to her

by Cracker1&Cracker2 January 1, 2017

frozen juanita

The act of freezing a poop log and using it as a dildo or sex toy.

Let me get the frozen juanita out of the freezer. OR
You can't get pregnant from a frozen juanita.

by sbsociety October 25, 2009