Floundered

Absolutely inebriated, under the influence to the point of being as useful as a fish
John was absolutely floundered last night!
by Pastaaaa January 29, 2022
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Floundered

To fool, bamboozle, prank, or to get Punk'd, like the TV show.
Damn nigga! You got floundered!
Josh took hours.e what he thought was a bitch until she pulled out her penis, then Joe popped out of the closet and yelled damn nigga! You got floundered!
by Black Joe January 17, 2017
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Beastly Flounder

One of the coolest most beastly guy on halo 3, second only to anhad
dude i just met the coolest guy on halo 3

was he anhad?

No...

OOOOHHHH it was Beastly Flounder wasnt it

Yeah howd u know?

i met him last week
by Jebuz the dan man March 13, 2008
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Flounder Cake

When he dressed like Nicki Minaj he looked like a flounder cake.
by Vladious October 31, 2011
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Floundering

The act of a football player faking injury, illness, or seizure movements, in order to gain the player’s team an additional time put.
Nicholls football fan: “Look! It’s Joe Remus down- he’s floundering ref, throw the flag!!!!”
by DancingLaLa January 04, 2020
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Alaskan flounder basket

While you and your significant other are making love, and she/He proceedes to give you a glow job with his anaus directly above your chest giving you a perfect view for the "show". Then right before you orgasm your partner gloriously defecates all over your face and chest.
The other day daisy gave me an Alaskan flounder basket, and it was beautiful!
by ASK ME WHY June 13, 2017
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The Flounder BJ

A sex act in which the male or female performs fellatio on their partner. With one partner kneeling, the other partner stands to one side of them, with their crotch facing their partner who is kneeling. The kneeling partner dips their head forward looking toward the ground, then in the direction of the standing partner, so that only half of their face (and one eye) is visible to their partner. From the perspective of the "blow(ee)", their partner below looks like a flounder at the bottom of the sea.
He looked her in the eye while she was giving him The Flounder BJ.

While giving him the Flounder, she noticed her carpet needed to be vacuumed, AND the ceiling fan was dirty.
by TheOneAndOnlyBowser July 23, 2019
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