the state located at the south east end of america. known for drug dealing,disney,miami,oralando. south side bloods and crips reside there the crips currently own most teritory.
by bongtokincrip October 10, 2006
(FLOOR-I-DUH)The direct result of allowing white trash to control/run a state.Also a state full of specific examples on how to THOROUGHLY F$#K most ANYTHING up beyond the realm of normal screw ups,and without ANY possibility of repairing the screw ups.
When the 9/11 terrorists wanted to get their pilot's licenses and legal papers they went to the stupidest state in the country,Florida.Due to the fact that Florida is ALWAYS concerned with the wrong thing.Instead of worrying about the safety of the country,the dumb red-necks were concerned with the money they were going to make.
by Anthony Buonaiuto May 20, 2008
Florida is a fucking hellhole full of idiots,morons and especially DEADBEATS! Every loser in the country gravitates down to the dick of america to avoid paying their bills,child support etc.Then if someone comes after them,the file bankruptcy and stiff everyone.If you dont speak spanish,you may as well forget it.The Cubans who lived there for 30 years dont even try to speak english.The best day of my life was when I moved from that shitbox back to the West Coast
by SmartGirl August 19, 2006
Florida is that typa place where you either crank that soulja boy or it cranks you, known for our imfamous “florida man” news headlines we have created a certain perception of florida. From shitty highschools to old men on the verge of disintegrating, you can find nearly everything here except for legalized marajuana however that doesnt keep ANYONE from doing it anyways. Dont get me wrong there are some beautiful things about this place…just not much.
by nolimitz September 10, 2021
The Gun shine state (The crackers got a law called 10-20 life, the streets got a law called ride wit yo fie)
"You betta ride wit yo fie, or stay yo ass home why? cuz you in a muthafucken choppa zone" Florida is a certified Choppa zone
A street bitch so the street law i live by, in these streets nigga only the smart survive!!!!!!!
A street bitch so the street law i live by, in these streets nigga only the smart survive!!!!!!!
by Ms Crystal Way August 20, 2006
Not cool. Not even somewhat, no matter how hard you try to convince yourself and other people. A place where people go to die amongst other dead old people. Stay away at all costs. If the heat and humidity doesn't get you, the annoying people will.
Eric is always telling me how great Florida is despite it being a total shithole. Who's he trying to fool?
Eric told Sally that she should move to Florida because it has the nicest weather. He must really like melting skin and pop-sweats in winter.
Eric told Sally that she should move to Florida because it has the nicest weather. He must really like melting skin and pop-sweats in winter.
by Viking MaGoo February 23, 2012
Breeding ground for STD's and crack children. Lame tourists, who ruin everything. The only state where you can think about pulling a crime and get beat down for it. More fake punkrock/goth/skateboard fags then an Avril Lavigne concert. And old people....they are everywhere and seek to eat your soul and make you move...and then die and smell...I miss you Ms. Johnson
3 Guys sitting on a curb discuss their future plans to come and skate....cop pulls up and gets out of car...."Are you boys skatin? You know it's illegal"....Searches guys and asks for IDs
Florida...I live here...But why?
Florida...I live here...But why?
by Asses Ablaze April 7, 2005