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Vegan

A vegan is someone who does not eat animals or consume dairy

not a. vegans are bad, but forcing this lifestyle on others IS bad.
Person 1: Eww she's eating a dead pig!
Person 2: Just because ur vegan and don't eat pork doesn't mean that lady cant just enjoy her hot dog in peace.
Person 1: But that's a dead pig! That's so sad and I hate her.
Person 2: Ugh. This is why we don't hang out much.
Person 1: Because I care about animals?
Person 2: Because you obsess about the smallest things and make a big deal about it!
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Antimasker

an Antimasker is a dumb human who wants to get Covid
Person 1: I'm an Antimasker
Person 2: And ur in the ER for...
Person 1: COVID-19
Person 2: And how does that spread?
Person 1: Um...
Person 2: By not wearing a mask.
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Donald trump

Definition of Trump Donald J(ohn) 1946โ€“ American "businessman" and politician; 45th president of the U.S. (2017โ€“21)
Donald Trump is a piece of s*** and he needs to see a therapist if anyone is even willing to talk to him.
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Homophobe

A Homophobe is an ignorant butthole who like to hate on and bully innocent ppl simply for loving the same gender.
Person 1: GAY MEN ARE AGAINST THE BIBLE!
Person 2: stop being a homophobe! You are so rude!
Person 1: Thats so heterophobic!

Person 2: Calling out hate is not rude.
Person 1: But you are gonna destroy marriage!
Person 3: As a bisexual woman, I hate you.
Person 1: Stop being heterophobic!
Person 2: As a lesbian married to the bi woman, I hate you too.
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Rainbow washing

Rainbow washing is when companies slap rainbows on a teeshirt to sell for 20 dollars during pride month while not actually helping the LGBTQ community.
Company: Buy our new #Slay hoodie for 20 dollars to support pride month!
Person 1: As a bi man, what are you doing to actually help the community?
company: Well... we made our logo rainbow, tweeted "Love is love" and designed a rainbow hoodie.
Person 1: I asked you what you are doing to help. Rainbow washing helps nobody.
Company: Well... we hire LGBTQ employees.
Person 1: 7% of your staff is LGBTQ, they have no workplace discrimination protections, trans healthcare is not covered, you make ppl wear gendered uniforms, you fired someone for coming out as gay back in 2014, and you donated 2 million dollars to anti-gay lawmakers.
Company: Well... Happy pride anyways!
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Autism speaks

Person 1: Why is Autism speaks still allowed to exist?
Person 2: Because some people want the world to burn.
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Gay

that thing schools cant talk about in Florida...

So if you see this and you live there, you are loved and valid, and I support you.๐Ÿณ๏ธ ๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿณ๏ธ ๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿณ๏ธ ๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿณ๏ธ ๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿณ๏ธ ๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿณ๏ธ ๐ŸŒˆ

and if the editors decline this, that's homophobic...
Person 1: Ron decants wants to ban LGBT+ education in schools.
Person 2: As a lesbian, I hate this. My son should be allowed to talk about his gay moms.
Person 3: As a bisexual transwoman, I agree. This sucks.
Person 1: Well I support you.
Person 4: And as a married gay man I also support you!
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