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Florida

In Florida, being gay is not allowed to be talked about
CRT (A.K.A telling kids to respect black people) is also banned
But guns are not, because apparently, it's safer for people to have guns than it is for a kid to talk about his 2 dads/moms.
Florida sucks.
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Homophobe

A Homophobe is an ignorant butthole who like to hate on and bully innocent ppl simply for loving the same gender.
Person 1: GAY MEN ARE AGAINST THE BIBLE!
Person 2: stop being a homophobe! You are so rude!
Person 1: Thats so heterophobic!

Person 2: Calling out hate is not rude.
Person 1: But you are gonna destroy marriage!
Person 3: As a bisexual woman, I hate you.
Person 1: Stop being heterophobic!
Person 2: As a lesbian married to the bi woman, I hate you too.
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Genderfluid

Genderfluid is Loki
Person 1: What is your gender?
Person 2: I'm genderfluid!
Person 1L Oh! Like that Norse god named Loki!
Person 2: Yeah!
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Pansexual

Pansexual people are not attracted to the kitchen

Pansexual people are not picky

Pansexual are not selfish

Pansexual people are not just bisexuals

Pansexuals are different from Bi people. Bi people like more than 1 BUT NOT ALL genders. Pansexual people like all genders, and gender does not affect their attraction. I am Bi because I like boys and girls, and because gender is a spectrum, I am not technically attracted to all genders.
Person 1: So I'm pansexual
Person 2: Haha you like the kitchen
Person 1: No. I just like people regardless of gender.
Person 3: So wanna date?
Person 1: Just because I like all genders, doesn't mean you are attractive, Greg.
Person 2: Haha Greg, no GF for you!
Person 3: **Cries in a corner**
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Non binary

Nonbinary people are not a trend or a fad
It's just when someone is not a boy or a girl

Also, a way of describing awesome people who like frogs, use nouns for names, and listening to Cavetown.
Person 1: Are you a girl or a boy?
Person 2: I'm annoyed.
Person 1: But are you a girl or a boy?
Person 2: As I just said, I'm annoyed.
Person 1: Well, what's in ur pants?
Person 2: Soon it'll be a gun if you don't shut up.
Person 1: Ok fine. I'll shut up.

Non binary strugglers am I right?
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Rainbow washing

Rainbow washing is when companies slap rainbows on a teeshirt to sell for 20 dollars during pride month while not actually helping the LGBTQ community.
Company: Buy our new #Slay hoodie for 20 dollars to support pride month!
Person 1: As a bi man, what are you doing to actually help the community?
company: Well... we made our logo rainbow, tweeted "Love is love" and designed a rainbow hoodie.
Person 1: I asked you what you are doing to help. Rainbow washing helps nobody.
Company: Well... we hire LGBTQ employees.
Person 1: 7% of your staff is LGBTQ, they have no workplace discrimination protections, trans healthcare is not covered, you make ppl wear gendered uniforms, you fired someone for coming out as gay back in 2014, and you donated 2 million dollars to anti-gay lawmakers.
Company: Well... Happy pride anyways!
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Autism speaks

Person 1: Why is Autism speaks still allowed to exist?
Person 2: Because some people want the world to burn.
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