Definitions by Cool_gamer_who_plays_minecraft
Nerd
Person 1: Ha Ha ur a nerd!
You: n-no! I
I'm totally not a n-nerd!
Person 1: Just admit it.
You: Ok fine. I'm a cringy nerd, who is not poggers, cash money, or epic gamer, and I'm a Sussy Baka, but I'm forced to read this dictionary edit.
Person 1: Ha Ha nerd!
Person 2: Oh do you wanna fight me!?
Person 1: Super smash bros fight?
Person 2: Lol nope, nerd.
You: n-no! I
I'm totally not a n-nerd!
Person 1: Just admit it.
You: Ok fine. I'm a cringy nerd, who is not poggers, cash money, or epic gamer, and I'm a Sussy Baka, but I'm forced to read this dictionary edit.
Person 1: Ha Ha nerd!
Person 2: Oh do you wanna fight me!?
Person 1: Super smash bros fight?
Person 2: Lol nope, nerd.
Nerd by Cool_gamer_who_plays_minecraft September 16, 2022
Ur mom gay
Ur mom gay is a (homophobic but not in a bad way) insult used by 13-year-olds who think they are funny.
Pwerson 1: Muy mom got coffee.
Person 2: HaHa Ur mom gay
Person 1: Actual;y, Susan is Bi and Ella is pansexual. Nice try tho.
Person 2: Ok but they are in a WLW relationship, so it's still very fruity.
Person 2: HaHa Ur mom gay
Person 1: Actual;y, Susan is Bi and Ella is pansexual. Nice try tho.
Person 2: Ok but they are in a WLW relationship, so it's still very fruity.
Ur mom gay by Cool_gamer_who_plays_minecraft September 16, 2022
Rainbow washing
Rainbow washing is when companies slap rainbows on a teeshirt to sell for 20 dollars during pride month while not actually helping the LGBTQ community.
Company: Buy our new #Slay hoodie for 20 dollars to support pride month!
Person 1: As a bi man, what are you doing to actually help the community?
company: Well... we made our logo rainbow, tweeted "Love is love" and designed a rainbow hoodie.
Person 1: I asked you what you are doing to help. Rainbow washing helps nobody.
Company: Well... we hire LGBTQ employees.
Person 1: 7% of your staff is LGBTQ, they have no workplace discrimination protections, trans healthcare is not covered, you make ppl wear gendered uniforms, you fired someone for coming out as gay back in 2014, and you donated 2 million dollars to anti-gay lawmakers.
Company: Well... Happy pride anyways!
Person 1: As a bi man, what are you doing to actually help the community?
company: Well... we made our logo rainbow, tweeted "Love is love" and designed a rainbow hoodie.
Person 1: I asked you what you are doing to help. Rainbow washing helps nobody.
Company: Well... we hire LGBTQ employees.
Person 1: 7% of your staff is LGBTQ, they have no workplace discrimination protections, trans healthcare is not covered, you make ppl wear gendered uniforms, you fired someone for coming out as gay back in 2014, and you donated 2 million dollars to anti-gay lawmakers.
Company: Well... Happy pride anyways!
Rainbow washing by Cool_gamer_who_plays_minecraft June 17, 2022
Homophobe
A Homophobe is an ignorant butthole who like to hate on and bully innocent ppl simply for loving the same gender.
Person 1: GAY MEN ARE AGAINST THE BIBLE!
Person 2: stop being a homophobe! You are so rude!
Person 1: Thats so heterophobic!
Person 2: Calling out hate is not rude.
Person 1: But you are gonna destroy marriage!
Person 3: As a bisexual woman, I hate you.
Person 1: Stop being heterophobic!
Person 2: As a lesbian married to the bi woman, I hate you too.
Person 2: stop being a homophobe! You are so rude!
Person 1: Thats so heterophobic!
Person 2: Calling out hate is not rude.
Person 1: But you are gonna destroy marriage!
Person 3: As a bisexual woman, I hate you.
Person 1: Stop being heterophobic!
Person 2: As a lesbian married to the bi woman, I hate you too.
Homophobe by Cool_gamer_who_plays_minecraft June 17, 2022
ADHD
ADHD is a disability. Yeah, and that's it.
Because I am not a DR or anything, the signs are based on my experiences:
Oh, and if you related to a lot of the signs, you have ADHD.
1. Gets distracted easily
2. Interrupts ppl a lot
3. Gets bored easily when doing things you don't like
4. HATES loud noises
5. Has hygiene issues
6. Forgets things easily, but has a good memory overall
7. Looks up random facts online for hours instead of doing actual important tasks
8. Feels the need to look up ADHD on Urban dictionary
9. Relates to lots of ADHD celebs/ppl
10. is on the ASD spectrum (most of the time ppl have both)
11. is fidgeting with something right now
12. forgot to make lunch/breakfast/dinner but is currently snacking on something
13. is supposed to be working on chores/homework right now but is instead serving Urban Dictionary
14. is using the internet while also attempting to get ready in the morning
15. Is supposed to be doing something else right now
Because I am not a DR or anything, the signs are based on my experiences:
Oh, and if you related to a lot of the signs, you have ADHD.
1. Gets distracted easily
2. Interrupts ppl a lot
3. Gets bored easily when doing things you don't like
4. HATES loud noises
5. Has hygiene issues
6. Forgets things easily, but has a good memory overall
7. Looks up random facts online for hours instead of doing actual important tasks
8. Feels the need to look up ADHD on Urban dictionary
9. Relates to lots of ADHD celebs/ppl
10. is on the ASD spectrum (most of the time ppl have both)
11. is fidgeting with something right now
12. forgot to make lunch/breakfast/dinner but is currently snacking on something
13. is supposed to be working on chores/homework right now but is instead serving Urban Dictionary
14. is using the internet while also attempting to get ready in the morning
15. Is supposed to be doing something else right now
Person 1: So I might have ADHD.
Person 2: What makes you think that?
Person 1 playing with a Rubik's cube: Huh? I was distracted. Can you repeat what you said?
Person 2: I asked you why you think you have ADHD.
Person 1: I really don't know, but check out this cool article on the history of orange juice!
Person 3: THAT IS LITERALLY ADHD.
Person 1: I'll see you later! I wanna go do some more research on Orange juice so I can learn more.
Person 3: HOW TF DO YOU NOT REALIZE THAT THIS PERSON HAS ADHD?
Person 2: She is a girl. Girls don't have ADHD.
Person 3: Kills person 2 with a knife for being sexist.
Person 1 about to enter the library: So why was I heading to the Library again?
Person 3 shouting from a distance: Didn't you wanna learn more about orange juice?
Person 1: Nah. That's too boring. I'ma just go play videogames.
Person 2: What makes you think that?
Person 1 playing with a Rubik's cube: Huh? I was distracted. Can you repeat what you said?
Person 2: I asked you why you think you have ADHD.
Person 1: I really don't know, but check out this cool article on the history of orange juice!
Person 3: THAT IS LITERALLY ADHD.
Person 1: I'll see you later! I wanna go do some more research on Orange juice so I can learn more.
Person 3: HOW TF DO YOU NOT REALIZE THAT THIS PERSON HAS ADHD?
Person 2: She is a girl. Girls don't have ADHD.
Person 3: Kills person 2 with a knife for being sexist.
Person 1 about to enter the library: So why was I heading to the Library again?
Person 3 shouting from a distance: Didn't you wanna learn more about orange juice?
Person 1: Nah. That's too boring. I'ma just go play videogames.
ADHD by Cool_gamer_who_plays_minecraft June 17, 2022
Brick house
"Hey Brick house!"
"Sir leaks a lot"
"Bricks for brains"
"Dampy"
"fine, fine we'll play it ur way captain whizz"
"Sir leaks a lot"
"Bricks for brains"
"Dampy"
"fine, fine we'll play it ur way captain whizz"
Brick house by Cool_gamer_who_plays_minecraft June 17, 2022