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flomosexual

JD is a flomosexual.
by jacksback21 December 21, 2007
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flooser

A fugly loser, essentially; one who not only fails at life and in general, but one who does so in an extraordinarily ironic or awful manner.

A permutation of floser, often mistaken as a f*cking loser.
Mark: ...and so when I tried to sneak the new wireless router back into my house, I pushed the door open with my back, then turned around right into my mom...

Gus: Flooser!
by lyngus April 21, 2005
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tile flood

a tile flood is when ur sittin there in the middle of a shit, or recovering the energy you lost taking tht shit, and this random squirt of pee arises. if you cannot push ur penis down towards the toilet in time, ur penis will stick horizontally out, and u wil pee all ovr ur self and ur floor.
o fucking shit! i didnt recognize the pee was there so i didnt put my penis down, and i got a fucking tile leak! i better clean this up.
by fucksoid February 19, 2005
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cave flooding

Cave flooding involves urinating into your partner's anus or vagina during the act of sexual copulation. Considered to be one of the most romantic surprises you can give to your sexual partner.
JIMMY: Last night Frank was so wasted whilst screwing his girlfriend that he forgot what he was doing and he flooded her cave.

JOHNNY: That's no surprise, Frank has been cave flooding ever since he was a little kid. In fact he flooded my pet dalmatians cave just last weekend.
by ElFucko August 5, 2014
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The Flood

1) In biblical terms, The Flood is essentially an apocalyptic event in which Noah, the only man meant to survive a worldwide deluge, takes 2 of each animal on an ark to avoid the complete and utter distruction of God's creation.

2) The "weapon" in Halo that The Covenant was in desperate search of acquiring in order to wipe out mankind (NOTE the similarity between this and definition 1.) The Flood itself, is actually a humanoid, body-snatching race of fungal origin and consists of 4 subtype species. Can easily be n00bed via shotgun.
"I just learned about The Flood in Sunday School."

"I just n00bed 3 flood with one shotgun blast."
by sux0r October 2, 2003
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Mint Flood

When you clean your teeth and you get the saliva and toothpaste mixed together. As the result of this it causes a mint flood in your mouth.
Adam:Hey dude
Dan: Whats up,
Adam: not much, just had an awesome Mint Flood in my mouth though
Dan: cool cool
by Dan willans, Adam Boxer October 22, 2006
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flood

a large number of people jumping one person.it is used in chi-town
yo son we flooded his ass after all that mouth he was popin
by miss shyster November 10, 2008
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