The word Floof is a term used to describe a woman’s vagina. It’s a friendly terminology to drop into conversation between friends, without bringing down the demeanour of the conversation and from an outsider’s ear, can’t be interpreted as a woman’s privates.
“My floof has been really itchy”
“My floof had a good seeing to last night”
“My floof is ready for some action”
“My floof had a good seeing to last night”
“My floof is ready for some action”
by anonymous November 13, 2023
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Get the Floof mug.“Yo dude, what’s the date today?”
“September 6th. Why?”
“OMG IT’S NATIONAL FLOOF DAY! QUICK, FIND A CAT RESCUE PLACE NOW!”
“You’ve already adopted 16 cats on this day! We’re done?
Yeah they got a 17th cat 🤣
“September 6th. Why?”
“OMG IT’S NATIONAL FLOOF DAY! QUICK, FIND A CAT RESCUE PLACE NOW!”
“You’ve already adopted 16 cats on this day! We’re done?
Yeah they got a 17th cat 🤣
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You- yeah I can tell you are missing the floof
You- yeah I can tell you are missing the floof
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