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Floof

The word Floof is a term used to describe a woman’s vagina. It’s a friendly terminology to drop into conversation between friends, without bringing down the demeanour of the conversation and from an outsider’s ear, can’t be interpreted as a woman’s privates.
“My floof has been really itchy”
“My floof had a good seeing to last night
“My floof is ready for some action”
by anonymous November 13, 2023
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Floof

It's fluff but it's cuter
Oh look! There's some floof!
by Ender0 November 15, 2023
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Floof

Floof is anything extra that is unneccessary, albiet aesthetically pleasing. Kind of like all the double consonants in 'unneccessary'.
I floofed my purse by adding rhinestones.
by Jilln@ire December 26, 2023
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National Floof Day

On September 6th, all felines are celebrated! Go ahead and adopt a cat on September 6th!
“Yo dude, what’s the date today?”
September 6th. Why?”
“OMG IT’S NATIONAL FLOOF DAY! QUICK, FIND A CAT RESCUE PLACE NOW!”
“You’ve already adopted 16 cats on this day! We’re done?
Yeah they got a 17th cat 🤣
by KittenFloof165 February 2, 2024
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Floof

Piece of hair that is out of place on one's head. The type of hair that people point and laugh at. The type of hair that, when looked at in the mirror, stares into your soul and burns with hatred.
Hey look at that girl's floof! How silly!
by Blowtoot December 2, 2018
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Moosy Floof

Name given to the most delicious desert also know as french style cheese cake.
by Rob man chew December 8, 2018
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Floof

That special something that is missing from someone or something
Friend- my painting is "finished" but it's not "finished"
You- yeah I can tell you are missing the floof
by ibu profen October 18, 2018
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