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Floating Beard

A full beard worn by a man with a shaved head
Some of Tim Howard's success during the World Cup has to be credited to his amazing floating beard.
by dqbiz November 4, 2014
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Floatopia

an insane gathering of UCSB and SBCC kids on the beach in Isla Vista, California the first saturday of spring quarter. students build or buy rafts to float around in the fucking cold ass water or they stand around on the beach and just get hammered and try to blackout off large quantities of keystone and natty light just because its fun and we know how to fuckin party and its why we're the best party school in the US.
hey brah were u at floatopia this year, what a fuckin shitshow.
by SBPirate April 4, 2009
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flaxwench

originally used to describe a woman who spins flax, but is commonly used to refer to a prostitute or just anger at females in general.
"Go cut yourself you spleeny clapper-clawed flaxwench!"
by Stampede! May 19, 2006
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Floast

Flat Toast = Floast. Instead of toasting your bread in a toaster, you butter the bread first and use a floaster (also known as a sandwich press) to toast the bread. The end result is a flat, golden, crispy delicious piece of floast.
I'm feeling a little hungry, I'm going to make some floast.
by Macca81 August 26, 2014
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Haw Flax!

A word said to people that is just randomness, usually echoed back to the speaker by the directed audience.
Johnathon: (walks down sidewalk)
Eric: Haw Flax!
Johnathon: (replies) Haw Flax!
by Joshua From Google January 26, 2018
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Mexican Parade Float

Mexican Parade Float

A definitive name for the 4 door truck or Extended Cab(carrying 10 - 12 people - usually Latinos) and the lawn service trailer filled with lawnmowers and weed eaters.

Mexican Parade Floats can normally be found parking in front of the neighbors house of the client, where there are several Latinos sleeping on and littering the neighboring lawns or going 20 miles per hour on the interstate, dropping yard debris in the road or proceeding at a Yellow light 1 second before it turns Red, as the entire truck population was busy watching something on YouTube on their phone to notice the light turned green.
Hey, sorry I am going to be late for the meeting, A Mexican Parade Float is blocking the road / my driveway.

What are all these Fanta Bottles on the yard - must have been a Mexican Parade Float passing through.
by senormule April 10, 2013
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floatious

The surf board he was using was too floatious for him.
by unktehi October 20, 2005
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