Floatopia 

an insane gathering of UCSB and SBCC kids on the beach in Isla Vista, California the first saturday of spring quarter. students build or buy rafts to float around in the fucking cold ass water or they stand around on the beach and just get hammered and try to blackout off large quantities of keystone and natty light just because its fun and we know how to fuckin party and its why we're the best party school in the US.

hey brah were u at floatopia this year, what a fuckin shitshow.

Floatopia by SBPirate April 4, 2009

Floatopia 

University of California, Santa Barbara's version of Spring Break. A tradition that usually happens during the first or second weekend of April on the beaches behind Del Playa Drive and Manzanita Village. This is when thousands of UCSB students converge on the beach and party.

UCSB student: "YEAH! Floatopia, baby!"

Floatopia by UCSBgirl April 4, 2009

floatopia 

Epic ass party on the beach of IV in spring quarter! Float on the ocean, tan in the sun, get really really ridiculously shitty.

I was so trashed at last year's floatopia I could barely make it back up the stairs.

floatopia by lboogie12384 April 4, 2009

Fatopia 

Place where fat people can live without worrying about being ridiculed for being morbidly fat.

Also a place where normal weight people would like to see fat people bannished to.

OMG!! Is that Suzie in a bikini? This is the beach, not Fatopia!

Look at Fred stuffing his pie hole with Little Debbies - he must be bucking for that one way ticket to Fatopia.

THIS IS AN AIRPLANE, DAMNIT!!!!! NOT FATOPIA, now get your rolling fat back in your own seat!!!

Fatopia by Ricardovitz June 8, 2009

frohtopia 

Froh-topia
A place of great zeal, peace, harmony, and all around good feeling created by Froh, the god of all things insignificant.

Yo bro I'm gonna go chill at Frohtopia tonight.

frohtopia by TheChazYouLoveToHate September 14, 2006

FLOPTOPIA

floptopia is one of the most iconic gcs full of flops on stan twitter ever. some of the best ppl on stan twitter are on it. with toulousgrand3 being the maker of the gc, you already know its about to be amazing. floptopia has had its share of being cancelled and problematic and have caused wars with other gcs but we stay superior. stan layla, niki, anesa, ashton, mae, and all the baddies in floptopia for clear skin.

"omg did you here about the best gc on stan twitter called floptopia? i heard everyone in that gc has a volumptious gorilla grip bussy?"

FLOPTOPIA by choluiana grande October 12, 2020

Flatonia Closet Trap 

This starts with 2 males enjoying a meal of Tex Mex food, after which both will have to take a massive shit. Both males disrobe, move into a dark closet, spread ass cheeks, and clamp anuses together. Then it's simply a battle over who can push their feces into the other's colon. If you win, you have successfully escaped the Flatonia closet trap, and therefore have proven NOT to be gay. Congratulations on your total heterosexuality!

I’m starting to think Justin Bieber is actually gay. Kutcher says the Biebs got dumped in during the Flatonia Closet Trap on Wednesday morning.

Flatonia Closet Trap by Doodoo Butter September 18, 2019