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Floppington

The act of getting your genitals messaged by another male.
1. Ew you got floppington? So your gay?

2. That was some great gay, sensual, floppington my boyfriend gave me!
by The man in this bitch December 23, 2009
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Floating

Rather than actually engaging in back and fourth penetration, a Mormon male will leave his penis in a Mormon female's vagina and just let it float there for an extended period of time. This is a very popular ritual practiced by millions of happy Mormon couples everywhere. Usually during this extreme act of closeness, the male and the female will talk about mundane things and scriptures they have read about in their place of worship. Its great bonding experience and doesn't effect their chances of getting into Heaven. This is the act of floating. Also referred to as the Provo Float. Sometimes confused with a Provo Soak.
Jacob Smith: What did you do this weekend Jonas?
Jonas Smith: I was floating with my honey.
Jacob Smith: Niiiiiiice.
by MoreMonHistory July 10, 2014
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The flopping fish

When a woman orgasims and flopps around like a fish out of water.
While Brett tried fucking the shit out of a girl, she did the flopping fish, he worried she was dying of a heart attack....but brett just wasnt that good!
by Brett Westra November 26, 2007
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Flopping

1. The act of moving one's partially erect penis up and down and possibly side to side without the use of hands or the power of a pelvic thrust

2. Using the muscles at the base of the penis to control the movements of the penis when partially engorged with blood.

See Also: Jabber-Wickling
1. Wow, I got really bored in math class so I was Flopping under the desk.

2. When I want to confuse a girl and I am in my sweat pants I Flopping until she notices.
by Daryl L. May 15, 2005
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floating

The art of maintaining a passing grade throughout the course, consistantly doing little or no work. Best accomplished in room 237.
"I floated through Fewsters class, all we did was play games..."
or

"Man Im gonna fail! Help me!"
"Just float man...just float.. the only chance you have, is by floating."
by AdrianADRIANA D R I A N February 15, 2007
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Floating turd

A party pooper. One who ruins the fun of things, like a little kid pooping in a bathtub.
SO we were kissing and then his GIRLFRIEND walked in and was like wtf man
::omg what a FLOATING TURD::
yeah i know right??
by Rebecca!! September 15, 2006
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floating verse

Early blues music lyrics, cobbled together from personal experiences, existing bits and local lore.
The 'grunt-'n'-slide' music of early country bluesmen has a unique floating verse combined with its own African 'griot' origins.
by hammer---;, hytham April 22, 2007
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