French Pig

Someone of inferior intellectual or creative ability who starts an argument with you about something you know more about. Based on an episode of Gordon Ramsey's Kitchen Nightmare.

The earth is not flat, you french pig!

by emb03 October 15, 2017

French kiss

An open-mouthed kiss with tounge

He held her hands and gave her a french kiss

by Anonymous August 23, 2003

French Horn Player

The most sexy and incredible people ever. They are smarter than every other human being, and are insanely beautiful people. No other instrument/person can match their superior intellect, strength, or sexiness.

We french horn players: We're sexy and we know it.

by Kes14 October 12, 2011

bobbing for french fries

Describes any act of lunacy.Only a complete moron would plunge his face into a vat of boiling grease to snag a fry.

Can you believe that moron went into a health food store to buy a pack of smokes? That's so bobbing for french fries.

by wolfbait51 May 14, 2011

French Waffle

V. To pour hot syrup down someone's ass crack while simultaneously slapping their ball sack with a waffle.

"Dude that stripper said she would give me a french waffle, I don't think my ass can handle it."

by stiggggggg February 9, 2012

speak french

slang for "suck dick very well."

i heard she can speak french.

by problematicjax July 15, 2017

french maid

A maid who wears a fuckn sexy outfit whil cleaning my stuf

i hired a french maid becuz pornhob got blockd

by realOGlord420 November 18, 2013