turkey flap

you know how old dudes have that flappy skin underneath their arms? It's kind of like that but between their balls and anus, sometimes hanging quite low (4"-8"). Some guys can even catch waves with it.

Also known as the perineal waddle, taintus gigantus or turkey taint. requisite equipment for any taintboarder

Jon rode Bob's turkey flap before dawn every day they were in Kauai.

by the dump March 21, 2009

piss flap

the dangling pink lips of the puss.

Damn girl, you got the biggest piss flaps , you can sit on someones head and they can use you piss flaps for ear muffs.

by Cindydk3 December 30, 2003

shit flap

Perhaps the most entertaining word in the universe. Used in David Firth's short animation "The Child That Smelt Funny".

BUGGER.

SHIT FLAP.

ROGER ME!

BITCH COCK.

-As taken from David Firth's vastly amusing "The Child That Smelt Funny"

by DJ Silly Hat March 4, 2008

Flagpole Wedgie

A wedgie where the victim is hoisted up to the top of a flagpole by their underwear. This is the best form of wedgie if you want the victim to suffer the longest, and if done in the summer, can last for days.

I gave this nerd called Jake a flagpole wedgie during summer vacation. I stripped him to his briefs and strung him up on the flagpole, giving him water and canned beans three times a day. I managed to keep this nerd up there for six days, and by the time a construction worker got him down, he was a mess (his underwear was his bathroom) and he couldn't walk cause of the pain in his butt. I still wedgie Jake to this day.

by Rappunk799 June 16, 2014

flapadella

A flapadella is:
The flap of skin underneath the chin and on the neck. A very ticklish spot if spontaneously tickled.

You just flapdella'd me! Meaning: You just spontaneuosly tickled the flap of skin underneath my chin and on my neck!

That is what a flapadella or flapadella'd is.

by ashoegabaralalalal September 17, 2006

Farphin

An uncool person who acts obnoxiously or is a tool, specifically people named Logan.

Logan is such a farphin.

by Billy Flinchkins April 22, 2010

flapcunt

A word that beats anything and can be used in almost any context.

"I called it first."
"No I called it first."
"Flapcunt!"
"Aww fine."

by flapcunt September 25, 2011