Skip to main content

florida sprinkler

The sexual act of filling any hole of a human with orange juice before inserting either a dick or strap-on and thrusting so that orange juice splashes everywhere resembling a garden sprinkler or fire sprinkler.
She finally let me give her the florida sprinkler.
by modrtow March 14, 2016
mugGet the florida sprinkler mug.

Florida Pizzaroll

When you put pizza rolls in a girls ass and eat them out.
Stephanie took the Florida Pizzaroll like a champ
by 420pizzarolleater69 November 4, 2016
mugGet the Florida Pizzaroll mug.

florida flood

When taking a dump and your pants are at you ankles and the person in the cubicle next to you pisses under the wall all over your trousers.
dude. what happened? your pants are all wet?
yeah, I was taking a shit and next thing someone florida flood-ed me. fucker.
by smasha314 August 31, 2017
mugGet the florida flood mug.

florida blue cheese

A soft form of smegma that is produced under ones scrotum after being exposed to Florida’s natural environment.
“I have a wicked batch of Florida Blue Cheese culturing in my britches
by GlisteningGrannies October 12, 2017
mugGet the florida blue cheese mug.

Florida Alligator

When a blowjob is given underwater and the person who is getting the blowjob gets their penis bitten off.
Woah dude you got a Florida Alligator, damn that must have hurt.
by nuttery April 19, 2018
mugGet the Florida Alligator mug.

floridalma

Floridalma is a wonderful outgoing girl. She always has a smile on her face no matter what, not caring what others think of her. She’s a very smart intelligent girl having no doubts of herself. Guys would like to date her but she turns them down because boys for her don’t exist in her life.
I have a crush on Floridalma but she never pays attention to me.
by ItsYourGurl May 23, 2018
mugGet the floridalma mug.

Florida Gator Roll

When you're getting head and punch the giver in the nose. They clamp on your dick and roll around. You try to see how long you can hang on. You have to beat the death roll.
She was using too much teeth so I popped her in the nose. We ended up doing the Florida Gator Roll.
by Daytona Tomato October 19, 2018
mugGet the Florida Gator Roll mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email