flabberdinger

Male reproductive organ; penis.

The man was arrested for exposing his flabberdinger in public.

by John Scim1 February 23, 2008

flabbalingus

when you think you're eating snatch but its not!!!!

Dude, last night I flipped up some flabbajack and it stank like it hadn't been washed in months... so she had to settle for some flabbalingus!!! A mans gotta do what a mans gotta do when its time to pay rent!!!!

by Duane and Denny May 16, 2008

Flab Jack

What fat men hope for at the end of an invigorating brothel massage.

After that rubdown I asked for a quick flab jack, but she wanted an extra £2!

by Donkey Toboggan October 16, 2008

Flabagoozle

A word that can mean anything and EVERYTHING. Use it whenever you see fit. It can be a verb, adjective, adverb, noun, etc... Go crazy with this word! That's the reason for it's existance (:

Man, that girl that just walked by was so flabagoozle!

Sarah and Bobby were flabagoozled when they saw that homeless man!

I feel like I totally flabagoozled that flabagoozle.

by latenightcraving May 15, 2010

flab fapping

when you stretch your stomache fat down to your penis and you masturbate with your "flab"

mom: son what are you doing?
son: nothing!
mom: whats that noise, are you fapping?
son: no im flab fapping!

by zachisaG August 26, 2013

flabadabarumptious

The color purple, but red.

''Hey look'', Jimmy said, ''That shirt is flabadabarumptious.''

by brolynick February 4, 2015

Flabbability

Capable of finding an orifice beyond the girth of another.

She's a big girl who tests my flabbability.

by stripeypajamas September 24, 2016