fwomp

Verb, To be unable to get an erection when having sexual relations with another person. Usually caused by alcohol (whiskey-dick) or just sheer nervousness. Can also be used in the plural form as fwomped.

Person 1: I had so much to drink last night, when I brought Shari back, I fwomped and was unable to fuck her.
Person 2: Dude, that sucks so much.

by Brownies10000 May 21, 2013

foomp

To take another persons seat.

After Jim got up, Pablo foomped him. "foomp"

by Regal October 23, 2003

fomps

Icons on your desktop.

Man, you sure got a lot of fomps on there!

by Stewart Splotch April 21, 2008

foomp

verb, the act of exhaling into someone's nose while they are unsuspecting. Usually unpleasant but not severe.

note: the term comes from the noise that the "foompee" (person that gets foomped) hears when the procedure is performed.

John foomped Tabatha while she slept.

by GioGraphix April 18, 2006

Foomp

See the definition for "Phoomp"

for example, type "foomp" but use P and H instead of F, up in the right hand corner, where it says "search"

by anemul February 8, 2007

fjompenisse

A "Fjopenisse" is a person (usually Norwegian) who dousaint know basic human interacton or is unabel to do as they are told without messing up.

*Fritjof is eating taco on a friday, and spills the taco souce all over the table*

Katrine: Fritjof! You fucking fjompenisse!
Fritjof: *starts crying, and runs to the bathromm*

by nissefjomp February 24, 2019

foompta

The skin between your vag and belly button

the foompta is the sexiest part of the body

by betrixkido March 14, 2005